My Hot Kiss Ass Singer. 2d X Murdoc

Pepper spray

Wooo! I'm back! I haven't wrote for this story in a while!                                             I'm so happy that this one is a little more funny than the other ones!                 Okay I won't keep you any longer! Happy reading!

"D tell me what happened," Russ said as he went to one of the cupboards to get himself a coffee packet, and for me a peppermint tea packet. I LOVE PEPPERMINT TEA. It makes me so happy, because it's calm atmosphere is nothing like my life!

I looked down and kicked my feet, "Noodle broke his red bass and I covered for her, and he thinking it was me had beat me up," I whispered, super quickly. Not really wanting to talk about it.

Russ turned around in a face of shock, "His first bass?"

"Yeah." I told the ground, everyone knew how important the first bass was, it was like the gift from satin, Murdocs savior or something. 

I watched as Russel put the two packets on the counter, staring at them, "One out of ten, how much does it hurt?"

"A seven." I mean it was more like a five.. but being me I had to be a little dramatic.

Russel hissed in a breath, and turned around leaving the packets on the other side of the kitchen and going to the small cupboard under the sink. I wish he stayed by the packets I want a peppermint tea...

I blinked and tried to look around his boulder like body to see what he was rummaging through, but he was blocking it fully and before I could move to get a better look, he had shut it, peaking my interest, and turned to me, a tiny red spray bottle in his hand.

He held it out to me.

"What's that?" I said pointing at it.

Russel bit his lip and glanced out the kitchen window for a second. "It's pepper spray," he said looking back at me.

I stared at it, and wrinkled my nose, not taking it from his outstretched hand. Pepper spray...?

"It's for when he tries to hit you again."

I looked up at him in shock, "Do you want him to kill me!" I screeched. Oh I should already start singing my decided funeral song. 

Russ shook his head and chuckled, "No. pepper spray him in the eyes and get way from him a fast as you can. That's what you should do."

I blinked again, not fully understanding, "You want me to spray him in the eyes and run away?" What is this, I thought the only options were fight or flight, this is fight THEN run away and jump into the lake yelling HALLELUJAH!

Russ looked pained, "YES. When he attacks you."

I nodded and narrowed my eyes at the bottle.

Russ shoved it out to me, and I could feel his eyes on me as I stared at it.

"How do I pick it up?" I asked looking up at him, blinking my black eyes.

Russel groaned, slapping his face, "You just pick it up dude."

I nodded then narrowed my eyes at it... again.

"Are you going to take it? Yes or no," Russel said mad at my hesitation.

"Isn't pepper spray for girls?" I asked looking up at him, I mean I'm fine with dressing up as Mary Poppins and whipping this pepper spray out of my everything bag, and yelling HANDS UP OR I'LL SHOOT! It's actually a very pleasing image. But still I don't want to dress up as a drag queen and for some straight playboys to try and shag me, been there done that!