My Hot Kiss Ass Singer. 2d X Murdoc

The Things you should know about Yana Sterling.

You all are going to hate me, I just mad everything a lot more complicated. Also, It's another long one watch out. :) 

(Kal's POV)

Here's four things you should know about Yana Sterling.

1. She's a deathly annoying bitch.

2. She is absolutely INSANE.

3. She is very stubborn. and no matter how hard you try to get rid of her, she will always find a way to get around you and make you miserable at the same time.

And 4. I hate her with a burning passion.

And let me tell you, she sure as heck got me today, I would say it was one of the strangest most painful days of my life, and it all started with the words,

"COME ON LOSER, WERE GOING SHOPPING!"

Yana had just banged through the door we shared for the first time today surprisingly. And just when I thought it was going to be a good Monday too. I should of known Mondays are cursed.

"What?" I gawked, glaring at her from the side of my eye, as my hands moved in the repetitive motion as I knitted this black wool sweater I was working on.

Yana let out a big exaggeration sigh putting her hands on her hips, "I said we are going shopping!"

I stayed put stoping my knitting and growled at her, my voice lower than the floor, "What the hell are you talking about?"

She groaned, flopping on my desk and rolling over her hand to her forehead, "I just want to do something! I'm so incredibly bored Kalcifer!"

I rolled my eyes and shoved her off the table, making her lose her balance and fall on the floor, a thump and a deadly screech coming afterward.

"Go find someone else to annoy," I spat resuming my knitting, as Yana pulled herself back up. Her perfect blonde hair a mess, and in front of her eyes.

She flicked it back revealing her highly pissed face, she then pointed at me and yelled, "If you don't go shopping with me, I'll tell Murdoc you like him!!!"

"WHAT THE FUCK! I DON'T!!!" I screamed, slamming my future sweater down on the leaver covered wood, "I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!!"

"THAT DOESN'T MATTER!! YOU LOOK GAY AND YOU SOUND GAY!!! AND MURDOC IS AN IDIOT SO HE WILL BUY IT!!!"

"OKAY FIRST OF ALL!" I yelled stomping around the desk to point my finger at her too, "JUST BECAUSE I LOOK GAY!? DOESN'T MEAN I AM GAY!!! AND SECOND MURDOC IS NOT AN IDIOT! IN FACT HE IS ACTUALLY SMART! !! HE'LL NEVER BUY SOMETHING AS STUPID AND RIDICULOUS AS THAT!!!"

Yana pursed her lips, giving him a look that said that she herself wasn't buying it, "You sure you don't like him??? Your sound'n really defensive right now... and that's kinda gay..."

"GAHHH!!!" I screamed gripping my short short hair the best I could, "WHY DO YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SO TWISTED AND UNTRUE!!! I SWEAR ON SATENS ASS I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!!!!

... there was silence for a second, and for that one second I thought I actually got her to believe me for once, but then she opened her mouth again, "Whatever you say homo, but, if you don't go shopping with me I'll tell your Christin mother you have switched to Satenisim."

...

"Those shoes are 50 bucks!"

Yana groaned again from her place on the ground as she slipped off the sparkly blue high heels, "Chillax homo it's not like it's coming out of your wallet!"