My Hot Kiss Ass Singer. 2d X Murdoc

Attractive but annoying

(I'm putting a little bit of a warning on this one, these a little smut, but I tried not to mention it the best I could) also prepare to hate me or be absolutely disappointed, I just wanted to play with the idea about what it was like when murdoc brings a slut home, because I feel like the other band members feelings about it don't get spoken of much. Anyway enjoy. Oh and just so you know it's a long chapter.

"Wait! Are you serious?!"

I was slouching on a glass box of piranhas rubbing my eyes, as the little buggers snapped at my legs, but kept hitting there heads on the glass, like the idiot marine animals they are, "I'm serious," I groaned.

"Woah..." Kal breathed as he slammed his back on the little side door that connected to Yana's shop. Once she had heard the words 'My Hot Kiss Ass Singer' she was already trying to bust down the door. Usually she would pop up for two seconds when I came here, but we would just talk about cars, our sluts, and the loan sharks in the area that are milling around killing people, if they couldn't pay up. You know guy stuff... but every time she heard me talk about Stuart she would be over here ASAP to hear the gossip. Like now...

"LET ME IN YOU FAGOT!!!" She screamed banging on the wood door, and pushing with her full body weight on the door, and all Kal had to do was push with all his body weight back.

"NO HOMO!" Kal yelled back, quoting some TV show I couldn't name.

"OH COME ON!" She screamed, "THAT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD INSULT! THE HOMO IN THE ROOM IS YOUR LITTLE FRIEND!!"

I rubbed my eyes, stressed, then looked to Kal, "can we go somewhere else to talk about this?"

"We could," Kal said with thought, "but your going to have to figure out how to keep her from stalking us."

I sighed giving up, when it came down to Yana wanting to know something, you can never exscape her. That was just her painful quirk that kept biting us in the a**.

"Okay so your really sure that you felt..." kal looks at the door for a second, probably comprehending if he should say the word lust in front of Yana, "... That," he continued.

"I'm damn sure," I growled, kicking at the piranhas under me, I think I really annoyed them. It was kinda funny, "I know when I feel a feeling like that."

"WAIT WHEN DID YOU FEEL THIS FEELING?!" Yana yelled through the door.

We both turned to the door, then turned back deciding to ignore her.

"So... what are you going to do?" Kal asked. Moving to push with his back to the door.

"Satan I don't know!" I screeched pulling at my hair so it was over my eyes, this was just so embarrassing, I have never felt lust to a guy unless I was drunk, and of course the one time I had to feel this way sober was with this dork that couldn't tie his shoes, that asshole that set me off every time. He's the worst person on earth to have this feeling with, I bet his reaction to me flirting with him would be ' I'M NOT GAY, WTF, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!' then he would ran out of the room, "What do you think I should do?"

"Go to a bar, find a slut, and get rid of the feeling." He said, but before I could speak Yana had interrupted.

"NOO! GO INTO H.K.A.S'S ROOM AND LOOK INTO HIS DAIRY!!!" H.K.A.S is Yana's new shortened nickname for Stuart, abbreviated version of Hot Kiss Ass Singer.

Both of us turned to the door, "how would you know he has a dairy?" Kal asked the same time as I asked, "He has a dairy?"

"YEAH!" She yelled, completely ignoring kals question, "WITH A LOCK AND EVERYTHING!"