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Insane Asylum escapees!

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Where the boy-who-lived does not believe in magic and thinks Hogwarts is for insane people

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Potter, Is That A Bunny?

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by Quackity_Simp04

by Quackity_Simp04

                                    
                                              "An evil bunny," Lupin said, sounding like he couldn't believe it himself.
"An...evil bunny...caused most of your class to end up in the hospital wing with mental problems?"
"No. The bunny only tried to bite Blaise Zabini and Harry's heads off. It was the evil chickens he fed the evil bunny to that caused most of my class to end up in the hospital wing with mental problems."
"Evil...chickens?"
"Yes sir," Lupin said, feeling oddly like he was a student in trouble for some prank again. "They ate the evil bunny in front of the students. It was rather gory. Harry called them Chubbchubbs."
Lupin wasn't really all that surprised to see Dumbledore break down into sobs. According to the other teachers, stuff like this was normal for Harry. Lupin felt like crying himself, and he's only had to deal with Harry for a few months. Dumbledore's had to deal with him for years. Poor old man.