Kami: So, is anyone running for student body president?
Takeshi: Well, I am... I had prepared a speech, like 3 days ago if I actually achieve my dream.
Maria: Can we see it?
Takeshi: Sure!
To the sigmas of Japan, I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping, not just now but since Japan had converted to imperialism in 1868. A few of you may remember when they said "there'll be no NHK Fanum Tax under the government I lead". They're cappaholics! They're also yappaholics! They yap non-stop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Japanese citizens. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro. They tell us that they're "locked in" on improving the work ethics in this country. They must have brainrot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to make a 4 day work week. If that becomes law, you can forgor all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort. Chat, is this Prime Minister serious? Even though he's the Prime Minister of Japan, sometimes it feels like he's the CEO of Ohio! I would be taking an L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut WA's Gyatts and Services Tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dogwater opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be in a more goated Japan for a government with more aura.
Note: I just copied the Australia senator brainrot speech and changed a few things lol
Everyone: [Laughing]
Takeshi: Kaho wrote this, not me!
Alicia: I'm gonna die of laughter from this.
JianHao: WTF-
Kevin: I'm his opposition and I'll just quit from this...
