Disventure Camp Madness 4 (YEAH, WE GOT MORE)

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Ellie: WHO TOOK MY FOOD?! JAKE!!
Ellie: (Narrating) That was me 10 minutes ago, I was mad, but friendships is more important~
Ellie: (Narrating as well) That was me, 15 seconds ago, Screw it. (Knocks down the door) JAKE!!

(Alec with Fiore after S1)
Alec: You know I kinda want her to shoot me, So when god's like "Oh hey Alec, How did you die?" Oh, I don't know god, maybe I was shot by A BABY WITH A GUN!!"

Derek: (Sighs in relief and lays down)
Trevor: (Lays down next to him) Sure are a lot of stars out tonight.
Derek: (Stands up) Well, This is getting weird! (Instantly leaves.)

Jensen: (Pulls out a gun) You're gonna die!
Tom: We're all gonna die....
Jensen: ....... (Puts down his gun)

Kristal: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Derek?
Derek: Emily, Easily.
Emily: (Laughing) What the fuck, Man?!
Derek: Well, Trevor would be too easy, He'd probably be into it.
Trevor: (Standing in the doorway) What the fuck, Man?!

Lill: Okay, Road trip. Where do you guys wanna go?
Gabby: The Bahamas!
Lill: Oh, I don't know about that...
Fiore: Let's go to hell!
Lill: .....No.

Ally: Has anyone noticed how Aiden has been wearing his hair rather differently today?
Aiden: (With a new hairstyle) What? Is it a crime to change one's style now and again? Why I think it's a crime not to.
Ally: Really? (Slowly moves Aiden's hairstyle a bit revealing he wears false eyelashes.)
Aiden: FINE, I'M GUILTY!!! I WEAR FALSE EYELASHES!!!!
Everyone: .......
Aiden: Oh, And I took a bite of the cake.

(Emily with most of the gay DC contestants in general)
Emily: I saw gay, So I said gay. That ain't bullying!

Jake: (To Aiden) Aiden, How do you control your hankering for dick?
Jake: Because. I. AM. HORNY AS FUCK, RIGHT NOW!!!!

Tom: Just hangin' with my gay friend.
Gabby: I'm a lesbian.
Tom: Gay.
Gabby: Lesbian.
Tom: Gay.
Gabby: LESBIAN!!!
Tom: Lesbian.
Gabby: Ga-I mean... Lesbian.