Ellie: The first time humans stood up to walk, mother nature was like "Oh child... That's not for you."
Ashley: Are you guys bringing anything to the party?
Alec: Yeah, An empty stomach.
Nick: My sparkling personality.
Fiore: A flagrant disregard for common people.
Will: .......
Will: Chips.
Kristal: You have anything to say before your sentence is carried out?
James: Yeah. I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy with gravy on the taters. And I wanna shit on your hat, and I get to have Aiden sit on my face because I'm one horny motherfucker. (Chuckles)
Jake: (Starts chuckling)
Ashley: (Starts chuckling as well)
Hunter: (Starts laughing her ass off.)
Ally: (Starts laughing while crying.)
Fiore: -_-
Kristal: Quiet... Be quiet, Shut up, SHUT UP!!!
(Everyone stops laughing)
Ally: Sorry Kristal... (Still laughing.)
Karol: Can I speak to a manager? The service here is terrible.
Yul: Can you shut the fuck up?
Derek: *Locks Nina in a car* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Nina: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
(The DCAS Cast hating Riya in a nutshell)
Connor: The devil in the sky! We made it! (Then they see a random poster of Riya.)
Lake: Look at that fucking girl!
James: Burn in hell you motherfucking son of a bitch...
Aiden: I hate everything about her, the dumbass smile, those shitty pearls...
Ally: I wanna rip your nuts off and make you watch!
Fiore: Stupid hair and your stupid truck with the door on the other side of the thing...
Gabby: I hate her face, her personality, I hate her coat, her dress...
Alec: I wanna rip her a new asshole.
Tom: She smells like a thousand different houses and I can't trust that!
Emily: I am so high right now, are you stoned man?
Trevor: Not stoned.
Trevor: Just slightly pebbled.
Emily: ........
Trevor: ........
Emily: Get out.
Miriam: Oooh, Somebody has a crush...
Jake: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Tom. I just think he's cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about them...
*Later that night*
Jake: (Very much awake) Uh oh....
(AleNick in a nutshell)
Nick: Sorry, Didn't mean to insult your "Future" customers.
Alec: Do you actually wanna fucking fight right now?!
Nick: Bitch, I bought a knife to camp. Don't even try me.
Nick: Yeah right, What are you gonna do with that?!
Alec: Stab you and watch the skeet pour out.
Nick: Not if I choke you first!
Alec: I'll spit in your face!
Nick: I'll spit in your mouth!
Alec: I'll like it!
Everyone: (Gasps)
Ellie: What is happening?....
Gabby: Shh..!!
Nick: (Blushes) Will you spit in mine back?
Alec: (Blushing) I'll bite your bottom lip and make you fucking bleed.
Nick: Promise to kiss me after-(Realizes) No... (Snaps out of it.) NO!! Help me Jesus!! Help me!! It's not love, it's just lust, It's not love, It's just LUST!!!
Ellie: What the fuck....
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Disventure Camp Madness 4 (YEAH, WE GOT MORE)
RandomYesiree, We got more Disventure Camp Madness for you guys. More OC HCs, More Disventure Camp pics, more memes, more random shit and more you could... Probably ask for.
