Derek: So, Can you take card or... (A goat then comes in and hits Derek in the kiwis.) OWW!!!! (Holding his kiwis in pain) FUUCCK!!!! (To the goat) YOU STUPID GOAT!!
Gabby: (Hugging the goat) YOU?! INSULT MY.... GOAT?!!
Goat: Baaaa!!
Gabby: YOU PAY!!! WITH!! YOUR!! (Pulls out a gun) LIFEE!!!
Derek and Trevor: (Pull out guns as well) HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEEEYYY!!!! (They point their guns towards each other.)
Aiden: (He and Jake are using binoculars) You see anything?
Jake: (Using the binoculars to scout the area) Just trees, and... some bushes... And.... Two squirrels wrestling.
Aiden: (Realizes what Jake meant) ..... Jake...
Jake: Hm?
Aiden: They're not wrestling.
Jake: (Pulls down his binoculars and sees the sight.) .... Oh .... (Puts the binoculars back up.)
Lill: Do you see yourself as a glass-half person or glass-half-empty kind of person?
Nick: Half-Full, Definetely.
Nick: Half-Full and Constantly rising.
Nick: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.
Derek: Have you ever heard of the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?
Fiore: (Shakes her head no) Uh-Uh.
Derek: WOULD YOU LIKE TO?!
Tom: Think. Tess, What's more important? Your potato or your friend?
Gabby: A true friend wouldn't ask me to choose, THOMAS.
Ally: Guys, My friend here is Billingual.
Tess: Yes.
Ally: Which means they like both boys and girls.
Tess: Ye-Wait what?
Alec: Ally, That's not what Billingual means-
Ally: Shhh, It's okay Tess. I still love you man...
Tess and Alec: ......
Ally: bUT NOT LIKE THAT!
(The DCAS cast trauma-dumping in a nutshell.)
Gabby: That's enough! I am SICK of your complaining! Now we're all gonna go around in a circle and say something POSITIVE. About our lives. I'll start!
Gabby: ........
Ellie: .......
Tom: ......
Aiden: ......
Gabby: (Starts tearing up)
Aiden: Oh don't let her cry! The tears will freeze her eyes shut!
Gabby: (Starts crying) That's right! Why do we stay here?! You know how sometimes we just push someone off the ledge to see if they get eaten?!
Gabby: (Bursts into tears) Well, I keep hoping it's me and IT NEVER IS!!!!
Derek: Would you rather be uncontrollably sexually attracted to cantaloupes or have a violent orgasm everytime you hear the word popcorn?
Moose: (Gets up and leaves) What the fuck is wrong with you?
Emily: (Pulls down a sign that says "For Supper I want a party platter.) Read this.
Trevor: (Clears his throat) For supper, I want a party platter.
Emily: NO NO NO!!! Like, This! (Using the stick while gesturing the words to use it as an example) "For-uh, Suppah! I-er-uh, Want w Pahty PLATTA!!"
(Nick getting revenge on Chris for what he did to Dakota)
Alec: (Pins Chris down while growling)
Audio: (Starts playing Wrecking ball)
Gabby and Fiore: (Forcefully spread his legs open.)
Nick: (Growling in pure anger)
Gabby, Fiore and Alec: (Look at Nick and gives him the okay to do it.)
Chris: (Realizes what's going to happen.) BAD. FUCKING. MAN!!
Nick: (Growls in anger) You're goddamn right. (Then kicks Chris in the kiwis and starts beating him up violently.)
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Disventure Camp Madness 4 (YEAH, WE GOT MORE)
RandomYesiree, We got more Disventure Camp Madness for you guys. More OC HCs, More Disventure Camp pics, more memes, more random shit and more you could... Probably ask for.
