Kristal: Ooh~~ We're like a big, happy family~ And I'M the dad~
Kristal: (Hugs Oliver) And Oliver's the mom.
Oliver: Why am I the mom? What GENDER roles are we pushing here?
Derek: I know they're probably thinking that I'm like the son. But I'm NOT!
Derek: I'll the gay, emo cousin.
Trevor: I WILL BE THE SON! The hotshot, whose only dream.... is to be a star.
Jensen: I'd feel like I'd be a.... fresh-out-of-jail, uncle.
Emily: And I'M the sassy aunt~~ Who talks shit about everyone.
Jake: (Wearing a mask) Tom, I'm starting to think that this is a really bad idea.
Aiden: (Also wearing a mask) Oh, I'm not Tom, I'm Aiden. I thought you were Tom.
Jake: No, I'm Jake.
Tom: (Also wearing a mask) You're Jake?! Where's Ellie?!
Jake: Who are you?!
Tom: I'm Tom!
Fiore: (Also wearing a mask) Heh, Guess who I am, You guys.
Yul: Eat shit, Gabby!
Gabby: Well I would, But I recently went vegan.
(Alec in the hero VR simulator be like.)
Alec: Can you hear me out here? Huh? I'm having a blast! This is the most fun, I had without lubricant!
(Jake's dynamic with Ellie in a nutshell.)
Jake: (To Ellie) Touch my balloon again pal, And you'll be picking your teeth up with broken fingers.
Marcus: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Derek, Trevor and Nina: Okay.
Marcus: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Trevor: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Derek: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Nina: Bold of you to assume I can die.
(Aiden showing Lake anime in a nutshell.)
Lake: ... So ... It's like drugs?
Aiden: It's better than drugs, Lake....
Aiden: ... IT'S FROM JAPAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Connor: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Jake: *Sighs* Ally.
Ally: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
Grett: *Wiping away a tear* So inspirational...
Ellie: Have you ever been arrested?
Gabby: Yes.
Ellie: .... I was gonna say "Because it's illegal to be that cute", but now I'm curious for why you were arrested.
Gabby: Aggravated assault.
Nick: STOP! WAIT A MINUTE!!
Ashley: *Turns to Nick* Wait for what?
Nick: FILL MY CUP, PUT SOME LIQUOR IN IT!!!
Ashley: I don't think you're old enough to drink. (Takes his drink away.)
Nick: ....... It's a song, you fucking idiot.
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Disventure Camp Madness 4 (YEAH, WE GOT MORE)
AcakYesiree, We got more Disventure Camp Madness for you guys. More OC HCs, More Disventure Camp pics, more memes, more random shit and more you could... Probably ask for.
