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Gabby: Wanna practice kissing?
Ellie: Yep.

Aiden: What do you call a penguin who's being mean?
Riya: A dick-juggling thunder cunt, that's what.
Aiden: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Connor: When was the last time you cried?
Alec: Uh, 15 minutes ago. Why?
Connor: Really? That Recent?
Alec: Yeah *Voice crack* Is that an issue? *Cries again*

Yul: I haven't lost my virginity.
Emily: Because you have no friends?
Yul: No...!! Because I never lose!!

Derek: I hate talking. Talking's for gay people.
Jensen: .... What a theory.

(Jake and Ally in DCAS ep 14 in a nutshell)
Jake: That's illegal, right?
Ally: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?
Jake: No-
Ally: Then shut the fuck up.

(Aiden dealing with Lake's parents in a nutshell)
Aiden: That evidence is fabricated. What's abundantly clear is that you're full of shit!
Mrs. Müller: Am I now? Fascinating.
Aiden: Full of shit!
Mrs Müller: Fascinating.
Aiden: Fffuuulll of shit.
Mrs Müller: .... Young man, I do not care for you.

James: Briefs!
Tom: Boxers!
James: Briefs!
Tom: Boxers!
James: (Rips off his clothes) BRIEFS!!
Tom: (Rips off his clothes) BOXERS!!!
Jake: (Wolf Whistles excitedly)

Ally and Tess: (Singing) Oh~~ I don't know about you, But I'm-
Tess: (Interrupts the song) TO FUCK YOU TOO!!!~~

Nick: No, I'm not gonna LISTEN to the snowball. I'm gonna chuck it!!
Gabby: But it's full of negative energy!!
Nick: So am I!! (Grabs the snowball and it blows up in his face)
Gabby: You weren't held enough as a child.

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