sorry I've been gone lmao. I just didn't know wtf to write. Until I read a bl manga (Name: the devil on the crossroads) and it gave me the idea for THIS! Also uh Xx1RatQueenxX thankyouu for the idea of adding Emberlyn (that girl from the helluva boss short) into the story.
Enjoy!
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Lucifer's POV:
“This is the seventh time!” Lucifer yelled, throwing his hands up in exasperation.
“Eighth, actually,” Alastor corrected with a smirk. Of course, he was amused by the whole situation.
They were standing in front of a convenience store somewhere in California, and for what felt like the millionth time, that weird-as-hell girl was back. She’d been following Lucifer around like some kind of overenthusiastic groupie, and every chance she got, she’d latch onto his leg like a toddler who’d lost her mom at the mall.
It had started after the bar incident. The first couple of times it happened, they were baffled—like, was this a prank? Was someone filming this for a TikTok challenge? But then it clicked. She was the same girl who’d been unceremoniously shoved off the bar owner’s lap. Talk about a glow-up from “unwanted lap ornament” to “stage five clinger.”
Alastor, being Alastor, had somehow discovered her name was Emberlyn. Because of course he did. That guy could find out the name of a ghost haunting a potato if he wanted to.
Since that revelation, Emberlyn had made it her personal mission to follow Lucifer around like a platypus with attachment issues. And not just any mission—no, no. She wanted to become his student. Why? To master the art of seduction.
Now, Lucifer could’ve easily shown her how he’d gotten the bar owner to fall for his little performance so effortlessly. Except… there was one tiny, little problem.
He’d used charmspeaking. You know, the ancient art of using one’s voice to make people do whatever you want. Super handy when dealing with stubborn mortals. Only problem? Emberlyn was a regular mortal. No charmspeaking gene. None. So the whole “seduction masterclass” idea was a non-starter.
Which is why, every time Emberlyn came running back with that starry-eyed “teach me, Sensei” look on her face, Alastor would just sigh dramatically and signal for his shadow minions to haul her off like a bad Tinder date.
“Please, oh dark lord of charm!” Emberlyn pleaded, once again gripping Lucifer’s leg like it was a life raft in shark-infested waters. “Teach me your ways!”
“Dark lord of charm?” Lucifer muttered under his breath. “I mean, I’ve been called worse.”
Alastor chuckled, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, looking far too pleased. “Careful, darling. You’re going to bruise her fragile little heart if you keep rejecting her.”
Lucifer glared at him. “Do something about this!”
Alastor raised an eyebrow. “I’m the king of shadows, not babysitting. But fine.” He waved his hand. “Shadows, if you please.”
The shadow minions appeared, as they had seven—no, wait—eight times before. They peeled Emberlyn off Lucifer’s leg like she was an especially persistent piece of gum.
As they dragged her away (again), Lucifer sighed. “Why me?”
“Because, my dear,” Alastor said with a grin, “you’re irresistible. Even to mortals who don’t know when to quit.”
Lucifer shook his head. “Great. My superpower is being a mortal magnet.”
“Could be worse. She could want cooking lessons.”
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Obsession . ||A radioapple 📻🍎(Alstor x Lucifer) Imagination.
FanfictionSo....first story(it's good pls read). So this takes place after alsotor had his mental breakdown in his tower.He gets injured and lucifer offers to help him . It contains smut btw so :) So what happened is Lucifer gave his blood to Al for his wound...
