Bill and Doritos

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As the chaos at the USJ raged on, **Shigaraki** sneered at **Bill Cipher**, his fingers twitching ominously. "You... You're nothing but a talking Dorito! A floating chip with too much attitude."Bill paused mid-air, his glowing eye narrowing dangerously. "Oh, you really shouldn't have said that." He floated a bit closer to Shigaraki, grinning mischievously. "Dorito, huh? I'll show you what a *real* Dorito can do."With a snap of his fingers, reality began to warp around them. Shigaraki's villainous army, once threatening and powerful, started to glow and shimmer. One by one, the villains let out confused yelps before transforming—into literal Doritos.Bright orange triangles piled up on the ground where Shigaraki's army once stood, crumbling into delicious, crunchy snacks. The sound of chips hitting the floor echoed through the massive training facility as Shigaraki stared in disbelief, his hands shaking."What... what the heck did you do!?" Shigaraki screeched, looking down at his now utterly snack-based forces.Bill floated higher, spinning around with a cocky laugh. "Oh, I'm sorry, did you think your army of goons was going to save you? How about you munch on that for a bit! Better keep them out of the rain, though—they're pretty *fragile* now." He chuckled, clearly pleased with his handiwork.Shigaraki clenched his fists in rage, glaring daggers at Bill. "You think this is funny!?""Oh, trust me, it's *hilarious*," Bill said, a mocking grin still plastered on his face. "You called me a Dorito, and now you've got an army of crunchy minions! Maybe next time, try not to insult someone who can warp reality."**All Might**, having just arrived, blinked in surprise at the pile of chips where villains used to be. "What in the world...?"**Deku** and **Shadow** exchanged glances, both trying to suppress their laughter. Even **Amy** giggled behind her hammer, while **Bill** continued to bask in his absurd but effective show of power.Shigaraki, now shaking with anger, stepped back. "This isn't over! You'll pay for this, Dorito!" He growled, retreating with the remaining villains that hadn't been turned into snacks, vowing revenge.Bill waved him off casually. "Yeah, yeah. Run along now. Go cry about it."With the villains fleeing and **Nomu** temporarily down, the heroes took a moment to regroup, knowing this victory would be one to remember—not only because of the villains, but also because of Bill Cipher's *snack-sized* solution.As the chaotic scene at the USJ continued, some of the Doritos that were once fearsome villains began to drift and flutter down toward the **water zone**. The once-menacing presence of the villains had been completely replaced by the absurd sight of orange chips floating in the water, some even bobbing gently like tiny rafts.One of the **USJ's water creatures**, a large fish villain intended for aquatic combat, swam curiously toward the chips. He sniffed at the floating snacks, cautiously circling them. With a tentative nibble, his eyes widened in delight. Apparently, even villains couldn't resist a good Dorito.Bill, still hovering with a smug grin on his triangular face, glanced toward the water. "Well, would you look at that? Even the fish are having a snack break! *I'm doing a public service here!*"**Deku** stared, wide-eyed, as the fish villain continued to chow down on the Dorito-ified remnants of the villains. "Uh, Bill... I don't think that's supposed to happen..."Bill chuckled. "Oh, relax, kid. What's the worst that could happen? A little snack never hurt anyone." He then waved his hand in the air dismissively. "If anything, I've just made lunch for the aquatic section!"**Shadow** crossed his arms, smirking. "I've seen a lot of weird things in my life, but turning villains into Doritos and feeding them to a fish? That's a first, even for me."As the scene unfolded, **All Might**, trying to maintain his serious demeanor, pinched the bridge of his nose. "Well... that's certainly one way to neutralize the threat."The fish villain, now satisfied with his snack, swam deeper into the zone, leaving behind only a few soggy Doritos. Meanwhile, the heroes gathered their wits, knowing the absurdity of Bill's power had been just as effective—if not more so—than any traditional takedown.**Amy** tilted her head. "Isn't this a bit overkill, Bill? Turning them into food?"Bill shrugged. "Hey, they insulted me. I'm just giving them what they deserve—a chance to be *useful* for once!" He laughed maniacally before zipping off to watch the aftermath unfold elsewhere in the USJ.The others shook their heads, chuckling at the ridiculous turn of events, while **Shigaraki**'s voice echoed from the other side of the battlefield. "This isn't over! I'll get you, Dorito!"Bill simply smiled. "Good luck with that!"

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