"Wow, groundbreaking," Dongmin deadpanned, pointing between the jackets that Donghyun was proudly showing off he'd just bought two days ago.
Both jackets looked ridiculously similar-same color, same style, only a tiny logo difference. Dongmin tilted his head, eyes narrowing with the usual sarcastic edge. "I can't believe you bought two identical jackets. A true fashion visionary."
Donghyun pouted slightly, though still calm. "They're not identical! Look, this one has a reflective strip, and this one has a different pocket arrangement. You just don't appreciate the subtleties of high fashion."
Dongmin snorted. "Subtleties? Dude, you're paying for the same jacket twice. It's like having twins and pretending they're different because one likes soccer and the other likes chess."
Donghyun shook his head, determined to prove his point. "Okay, but if it's rainy, this one with the reflective strip will save my life, so there."
Dongmin rolled his eyes but didn't push further. Before he could continue mocking, his phone dinged with a message. He glanced at the screen, and an immediate groan left his mouth.
Donghyun, noticing, chuckled. "Who is it this?"
Dongmin sighed dramatically. "It's some weirdo I found a few days ago. And by found, I mean he's been tormenting me with the dumbest texts ever since."
"Let me see," Donghyun grinned, leaning in, but Dongmin moved the phone away.
"No way, I'm not subjecting you to this level of idiocy."
Still, Donghyun sat back, entertained. "Go on, entertain me."
Dongmin sighed and read the texts aloud.
Woonhak: Hey, do you think fish get thirsty?
Donghyun blinked. "Wait, what?"
Dongmin shook his head. "Exactly." He typed back a dry response.
"Good question though," Donghyun said earning a look from Dongmin.
Dongmin: What?
Woonhak: Like, they live in water, but do they ever feel thirsty?
Dongmin: It's evening, and this is what you're thinking about?
Woonhak: Yup! Random shower thoughts, you know?
Dongmin looked at Donghyun, who was trying to hold back laughter. "I swear, I don't know where this guy's brain is located."
Dongmin: You're in the shower rn??
Woonhak: Yeah, I'm a deep thinker.
Dongmin looked up from his phone and shook his head in disbelief. "Deep thinker, my ass."
Donghyun leaned back in his chair, wiping away a tear from laughing. "This guy sounds like a riot. Why are you complaining?"
"Because it's like talking to a child who's permanently stuck in a bad dream," Dongmin grumbled.
Dongmin: IDK about the "thinker" but you're deeply something, that's for sure.
Woonhak: Come on, don't you ever think about weird stuff like that?
Dongmin: No, I don't.
Woonhak: Wow, you must be fun at parties.
Dongmin: I don't go to parties.
Dongmin sighed dramatically as he showed Donghyun the next part. "Why is this guy acting like I'm the boring one?"
Donghyun's eyes lit up. "To be fair, you're not exactly Mr. Excitement."
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Don't Text Me | Taesan X Woonhak
FanficW: You're not Jihoon? T: No, I'm not, you idiot. Taesan received a random text from a stranger. Initially, he planned to block the chatterbox, but somehow, he found himself replying to him every day.
