Don't Text Me | Taesan X Woonhak

22: Too Much Free Time

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(11:24 AM – The Next Day)

Woonhak: You know, I realized something.

Dongmin stared at his phone, raising an eyebrow. It was early for Woonhak to be having thoughts.

Dongmin: That's dangerous. Should I be concerned?

Woonhak: Wow, rude. No, but seriously. You have way too much free time.

Dongmin: ???

Woonhak: I mean, every time I text, you reply immediately. Like, do you do anything?

Dongmin: Excuse me, I'm a very busy man.

Woonhak: Doing what??

Dongmin: Thinking.

Woonhak: About what?

Dongmin: Important things.

Woonhak: Like?

Dongmin: Like Painkillers are the "Mute Notification" option for the body.

Woonhak: ...

Woonhak: I regret asking.

Dongmin smirked, shifting on the couch. Jihoon was next to him, completely absorbed in his TV show, barely acknowledging Dongmin's existence. Dongmin didn't mind, it gave him more time to mess with Woonhak.

Woonhak: Actually, now that I think about it, maybe you should get a job.

Dongmin: Ew.

Woonhak: I'm serious. You'd be so good at customer service.

Dongmin: You mean I'd be fired on the first day?

Woonhak: LMAO true. You'd definitely tell a customer to "go cry about it" or something.

Dongmin: And I'd be right.

Woonhak: Okay, but you used to ignore me on purpose, didn't you? Now suddenly you have ALL the time in the world to reply.

Dongmin grinned. So that's what was bothering him.

Dongmin: Wow, so you admit you were desperate for my attention?

Woonhak: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.

Dongmin: That's exactly what you said.

Woonhak: STOP TWISTING MY WORDS.

Dongmin: Sorry, I only speak facts.

Woonhak: 😤

Dongmin: But if you must know, I didn't suddenly become free.

Woonhak: Then???

Dongmin: I got suspended from college for a certain amount of time.

Woonhak: 😭😭😭 LMAOOO WHAT???

Woonhak: HOW???

Dongmin: Wow. No sympathy? Just straight-up laughing?

Woonhak: I am sympathetic(unlike you). But first, I need to know what you did.

Dongmin: ...