Reviews from my irl friends because they made me laugh:
AMAZING BUT PUT A DISCLAIMER ALERT!
NOT FOR ANYONE WHO ISN'T MENTALLY 18
no. God no. Holy Hell and the Great Heavens, no.
You've convinced me that Duo is hot, I'm deleting the app when I get home.
Too 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ❤️ 10/10
9 out of 10 best fanfic have I read
Warning:rizz, yeet, sexy, and jiggling ass
Marvelous, absolutely marvelous
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When I came to, I was met with the sight of an unfathomably sexy green owl. I come to the realisation that I am a furry. But who wouldn't be, if you saw an ass like that? It was so thick I was willing to bet that if it jiggled, the sound of it clapping would cause a sonic boom. My eyes are drawn to it's beak. A shiver goes down my spine as I notice how sharp it is.
"You forgot to do your Spanish lesson today," the seductive bird's voice booms, it's words sounding incredibly vulgar to my ears. I bite my lip, stifling a groan. Only now has I realised I was tied so tight to a chair that it was cutting off my blood circulation.
"Maybe you could give me some one-on-one lessons~?" I ask flirtily. It frowns. Evidently, my rizz was still intact. I decide to continue flirting.
"I wouldn't mind someone as sexy as you talking me down in Spanish~" Obliging to my request, the seductive lime owl started speaking rapidly and frustratedly in Spanish. Upon realising the effect it was having on me, it abruptly stops.
"Get out." It unties me, the blood starting to flow back into my limbs.
"Aw, don't stop now," I whine. "You can't get me all worked up and make me leave."
"I don't care. Get out. You're not worth teaching any language." It huffed, obviously flustered by my smooth rizz.
"Oh, but I can't move my legs! Guess you'll have to carry me~." I rizz up the alluring green strigoforme even more. In response, it enticingly dragged me up the stairs by my foot, it's ass clapping as much as a crowd would after a good show. It degradingly yeets me onto the floor and slams the door in my face. I crawl my way home with much difficulty, passing out from pain.
End
Author's note:This is the latest short story, written today actually. Hope you enjoyed.
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Duolingo fanfiction (satire/parody)
FanfictionShort stories of unhinged inaccurate duolingo scenarios that I wrote during school to pass time when I was bored. I'll update this if I remember. I will inevitably write more. I don't own Duolingo, Duo, the green owl thing, the language learning app...
