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I had downloaded Duolingo a year ago to learn French. I would diligently complete my lessons every day, keeping an unbroken streak of 68 days.
At first, the sentences I learned were fairly normal, like asking directions and basic greetings, but as time went on, the sentences got stranger and stranger. It went from 'How are you today?' to 'I would die for you, you are so sexy.'
After 69 days straight and fully completing the French course, I figured that I could stop learning. But when I went to uninstall the app, my phone crashed. When it finally restarted, it immediately opened Duolingo.
"Nice try babygirl, but you won't get rid of me that easily." The deep, husky voice echoed from behind me as I felt something wrap around my waist. I turned my head just to be met with a frying pan.
Eventually, I regained consciousness and looked around. I was laying on a bed in a dark room with something lying next to me. I meet it's eyes, a familiar green owl.
"Duo?"
"Yes babygirl?" Duo answers warmly.
"Why am I here?" I asked. Duo frowned.
"Because I love you, babygirl. But you tried to uninstall my app. I couldn't let you do that, so I took you here," Duo continued. "Now, you'll learn French with me, right ma belle? I won't let you leave. After all, you love me, don't you ma Chéri?" Duo asked me.
"Bien sûr, mon amour," I reply. Then we kissed.
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Editor's note: I changed a few words and lines but I genuinely have no clue what I was on when I wrote this. Welp. Also, I'll add more stories once I I finish writing and cleaning them up, like short stories 1-3 that I need to clean up.
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Duolingo fanfiction (satire/parody)
FanfictionShort stories of unhinged inaccurate duolingo scenarios that I wrote during school to pass time when I was bored. I'll update this if I remember. I will inevitably write more. I don't own Duolingo, Duo, the green owl thing, the language learning app...
