Universe: Underfell
MC: Papyrus
Genre: Crack
Warnings:
-OOC
-Barely edited
-Mild profanity
-Rushed
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"... Is this normal?"
Papyrus glances carelessly at the chaos ongoing around them. Someone got to the punch again this year, somehow with even more potent stuff than last year. It only took two drinks for Aftertale Sans to try and fistfight Repeartale Sans before he lost his balance and fell to the ground. (He's pretty sure the reaper is mocking him.)
Underswap Sans is attempting to recruit one of the new arrivals, the... Horrortale Sans? (He's oddly convincing. And terrifying. He managed to convince Papyrus to join his club when he was invited over for the new year last time.) He's pretty sure he saw Science follow after the Papyrus of the AU as well with that odd Fresh Sans ("just call me Fresh, bruh!") tailing after him and keeping him in check.
(He freaks Papyrus out. He'll never admit it. Never let your enemy know you fear them.)
They merged the club back together after some sort of tea party last year, to his knowledge, but Science appears to still be on thin ice.
The glitchy Sans is nowhere to be seen, probably sneaking off to an empty room again or hanging out in the kitchen. Payrus doesn't bother focusing on what the rest are doing, all in various stages of chaos, switching his gaze to the new arrival.
"YES."
Purple eyelights stare at him with confusion, a bit of disgust, and a horrified undertone.
Papyrus understands the feeling very well, but if his bitch ass doesn't stop looking at him like this he's going to start a fight.
(Perhaps he shouldn't have drunk that glass of eggnog.)
He decides to walk away, but not before giving him a piece of advice.
"DON'T GET CAUGHT BY UNDERSWAP PAPYRUS. YOU'LL BE FORCED INTO BROTHER COUNSELLING."
"What???"
He ignores the confused and very horrified question, pointedly avoiding the corner the lunatic chose this year and heading towards the reaper and his victim. He's sure he can drag an amusing conversation out of them.
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A/N:
Never said I was gonna keep to the chosen universe for the bits! Also, I'm so gonna expand on this further when I have more time for it. It'll be a challenge to keep track of so many characters, but I think it'll be fun!
I'm gonna be pitching a theory I had while half asleep tomorrow, so you can look forward to that?
Next chap: Outcodes, Gaster
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Fictober 2024
FanfictionA collection of fluff and angst! Fandom: Undertale (UTMV) The prompts are from @fictober-event over on tumblr. Cover art does not belong to me! It will be taken down if the original artist asks me to.
