Poolverine oneshots

Kiss Me You Animal ❤️‍🔥

Request by @blunt_obsidian666

Smut, fighting, gore and blood
Word count: 700
[top Logan bottom Wade]

"I can't believe you!" Wade screamed, his hands balled into fists.

Logan had come home smashed. Again.

"What, we got a fucking problem bub?!" Logan asked, stomping over to the fridge.

"Yea we have a fucking problem!" Wade threw his hands up. "You're a useless sack of shit that resorts to drinking whenever things don't go your way!" Wade yanked the beer Logan had just grabbed from the fridge out of his hand and tossed it against the wall, watching it shatter into a million pieces. Logan shut his eyes, taking a deep breath.

"Your gonna fucking regret that," he said quietly.

"Oh, am I? I'll believe that when I see it!" Wade laughed, and Logan shoved him aggressively against the wall, a framed photo of them and Mary puppins at the beach falling off the wall and shattering.

Logan punched him hard enough to break his jaw, and Wade let out a strangled noise, seeing stars as he popped his jaw back in place, grabbing a Knife off the counter and stabbing Logan in the throat. Blood splattered everywhere as he yanked the knife out of him, throwing it away. Wade pushed Logan, who, still drunk, stumbled, falling onto his ass. Wade grabbed a pan and started to beat Logan with it, a deranged grin on his face. Logan, now covered in blood, jumped onto his feet, sobering up a little as he pushed Wade against the counter, grabbing the pan from him and throwing it.

"Why do you even fucking care about me?!"

Those words struck something in Wade, who hesitated. But as Logan's fingers wrapped around his throat, the anger returned, and he tugged hard in his hair, spinning them and bashing Logan's face on the edge of the counter, blood and teeth flying everywhere. Wade was glad Al and Mary were out on a walk. 

"This is for being an asshole!" He smashed his face again.

"And this is for making me love you!" As soon as the words left his mouth, the realization that they were true came crashing over him, but he'd already whacked Logan against the counter again. He released the other man, who turned over and spit out blood. 

"What did you just say?" Logan raised a suspicious eyebrow. There was an awkward moment of silence.
"Fine, guess it's my turn," Logan threw Wade onto the ground, straddling him. They looked into each other's eyes, a silent conversation passing between them. Their heavy breaths were the only sound in the room.

"God I hate you," Logan whispered.

"Then kiss me you animal," Wade quipped.

Their lips smashed together in a flurry of teeth clacking and lip biting, Logan grinding his growing erection against Wade's, who groaned into the kiss. There mouths fought for dominance, the kiss wet and sloppy.

Logam used one claw to rip Wade's shirt clean off, tossing it to the side. They could care less that they were in a pool of blood and glass. All they cared about was the heat and lust growing between them, and how desperately they craved each other. Logan kissed down his neck and collarbones, and Wade threw his head back.

"Fuck, I need you peanut~" Wade whined, helping Logan take his own shirt off. They quickly took each other's pants off, Logan wasting no time lifting Wade's hips up and pushing into him, both men groaning loudly. 

Wade sat up a little, Logan's hand pressed firmly on his back as their bodies moved together in the act of a primal and passionate dance. Wade couldn't help the loud desperate noises escaping him. Logan let out a deep, gruff noise as he angled his hips deeper, relishing the way Wade squeezed him in all the right places. He didn't realize how much he'd been craving this, until he was balls deep inside the most annoying prick in the multiverse.

But hey, at least he was a good fuck.

Que the wide camera pan out, leaving us with the image of Deadpool and Wolverine fucking in a pool of blood on the kitchen floor,  the start of something no one could have ever predicted.

I changed it up a little from the original request so I may do another one later, we'll see :3 hope you enjoyed this don't forget to vote comment and request!