The Triple Threat: Measles, Mumps, and Rubella

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da Boss Will Schuester gazed after the retreating figure of his kitten, wondering why she was so distraught however, after two minutes of moody contemplation, he shrugged and continued into the classroom. He was the last in and the lesson was just about to begin. Music was drifting quietly form a radio in the corner and HeyZeus(1) was humming along to Chiquitita. She commented, "I love MMR, particularly DJ Sax Man."Guy hummed appreciatively as Draco looked flabbergasted. "How could you joke about such a deadly thing as MMR. I was in hospital with that once." He then gasped. His measles, mumps and rubella had come back. His cheeks flushed and erupted in tiny spots. As he lost consciousness due to his swollen salivary glands, he caught a glimpse of Bloke rushing him to the hospital wing. When Bloke had gone, Guy loudly announced, "Everyone's dismissed." as he was too lonely to continue his futile teaching efforts.

a/n from the other note: "chiquitita" has actually been renamed "ooh tit by abba" by both of us. so please read it as that in your mind. cheers xx


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