Nelson: Hmm.... Taunt Fortress 2? Weird name.
Amanda: Taunt? As in... insulting people?
Sucy: Like what Hannah and Barbara were doing...
Hannah: Hey! We stopped, you know!
Barbara: We've changed for the better!
Sucy: Right...
Holbrooke: Anyways, let us commence the screening once more!
The video opens to what looked like a egyptian type location.
RED Soldier: (Off screen) Let's go!
Wangari: So we're Egypt now, huh?
Joanna: Maybe these mercs travel across the globe.
Daisy: Man... I've always wanted to go to Egypt!
The video shows a RED Soldier and Medic stepping onto the capture point with the doctor healing the Soldier as he proceeds to juggle two grenades and a rocket.
Diana: (Mad) Idiot! Don't play with those objects!
Hannah: Diana... just stop it already...
The scene them shows a BLU Sniper aiming at the Soldier and killing him, making the Medic gasps in terror.
Heather: Nice aim!
Linlin: He is called the Sniper for a reason...
The australian then leaves his scope and says..
BLU Sniper: THAT HELMET'S GONNA MAKE A NICE BOWL FOR YOUR BRAINS!
It then shows Sniper eating the Soldier's brain on his helmet using a spoon.
The sight of the cannibalism in play made a lot of witches puke in their paper bags.
Shao-Yi: (Disgusted) So.
Sarah: (Disgusted) Fucking.
All students: (Disgusted) GROSS!!!
Ursula/Chariot: (Mortified) Why would he eat his brains?!
Finnelan: (Mortified) He has a sick mind!
Nelson: (Mortified and Disgusted) I feel like I'm about to throw up yesterday's meal...
The video shifts to BLU Soldier.
BLU Soldier: Each and every single one of you will be sent home to your momma in a box!
The scene shifts into a front door as a box was drop. The door opens to reveal a woman as she looks down at the box and opened it.
RED Scout: (Waving) Hi ma!
Akko: (Confused) Wait, how did he managed to fit in that box?
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Little Witch Academia reacts to Team Fortress 2
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