Pilaf's Revenge!

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The Pilaf Gang were still in their car driving about as Pilaf laid down his plans to both Shu and Mai. 

Pilaf: So, that's the plan. Got it? 

Shu: Ingenius as always, Emperor Pilaf! 

Pilaf: HAHAHAHA! As long as we grab that boy's tail it's all ours! This time for sure, I will have my wish granted by Shenron! The world will be under my control! 

Shu: Say, when you become ruler of the world, what's the first thing you're going to do? 

Pilaf: Well ... let's see ... hmm ... I guess I never thought about it ahead of time. 

Then they felt something on the car. 

Mai: What in the? What was that noise? 

Ruby: HI! 

Goku: Hello! 

Pilaf Gang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

They skidded to a stop. 

(Y/N): What's up? 

You, Weiss, Blake, and Yang all landed beside Goku and Ruby. 

Shu: It's those kids again! 

Mai: How did they find us?! 

Pilaf: I mean, we put the Dragon Ball in this box here. It shouldn't appear on a radar! 

(Y/N): PILAF?! 

Weiss: Oh great, those three again. 

Yang: Heh, this is going to be easy! 

Mai: What are we going to do? We were going to ambush them, but now they came for us! 

Pilaf: Well, we can still make this work! We just need to go for the Monkey Boy! 

Goku: HEY! I REMEMBER THEM! THEY'RE BAD GUYS! 

Ruby: Yeah! Emperor Pilaf and his two minions! 

The Pilaf Gang came out of their car. 

Pilaf: I'm impressed you were able to find the location of the Dragon Ball. 

(Y/N): Look, just hand over the ball, Shrimp. 

Pilaf: Hmm ... how about a duel? If you fight us and win, we'll give you the Dragon Ball. But if we win, you will have to give us the 6 Dragon Balls you already have. 

(Y/N): You know already? 

Pilaf: We have our ways. So? 

(Y/N): It's an agreement. 

Pilaf: Alright. Pinky Swear. 

Play from 0:04-end... 

(Y/N): Wow ... and I thought Gohan would have taught him that one. 

Blake: True. 

Pilaf: Alright, it's a set deal. Now get ready! 

The three took out capsules. 

And then they threw them and ran into- 

Pilaf: HAHAHAHAHA! SURRENDER IS YOUR ONLY HOPE! MY PILAF MACHINES ARE INVINCIBLE! 

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Pilaf: HAHAHAHAHA! SURRENDER IS YOUR ONLY HOPE! MY PILAF MACHINES ARE INVINCIBLE! 

(Y/N): Not that impressive. 

Yang: Yeah, what makes them so special? 

Pilaf: Oh, you want to die that badly? If you're mocking the Pilaf Machines that I created, you're going to regret it! You all are ants compared to this power! Okay Mai, show them what these machines can do! 

Mai: WHAT?! Why me? Emperor Pilaf, why don't you give the first demonstration? 

Pilaf: You dare to argue against me? I will have you know that- 

(Y/N): JAN KEN ROCK! 

You punched Pilaf right into the wall nearby! 

Pilaf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Shu: AGH! SIRE! 

Mai: Are you okay? 

Pilaf: These kids ... they're not human! 

(Y/N): So, are you going to give us the Dragon Ball now? Are you going to keep being a dumbass? 

Pilaf: GRRRRRR! Al right, then I guess we have to go for the emergency plan! SHU! MAI! Deploy the Ultimate Tail-Squeeze! 

Shu and Mai: YES SIRE! 

They surrounded you guys. 

Blake: Now what are they going to do? 

(Y/N): Be careful. 

Pilaf: LOOK OVER THERE! 

Everyone: What? 

Mai: GOT YOU! 

She grabbed Goku! 

Goku: HEY! WHAT IN THE?! 

(Y/N) and Girls: GOKU! 

Shu then used a flamethrower to burn the back of Goku's clothes! 

Goku: AAAAAAGH! HOT HOT! 

Pilaf: Now for- AGH! 

Mai: What's wrong Emperor Pilaf? Why aren't you grabbing his tail? 

Pilaf: His ... tail ... IT'S GONE! 

(Y/N): Huh? 

Ruby: Did they see the battle between Goku and his Grandpa from somewhere? 

Yang: That should be a good explanation. I mean, how else would they know? 

Goku: HEY! THESE WERE THE ONLY CLOTHES I HAD! 

(Y/N): OH GOD! 

You saw that Goku's privates were exposed. 

Ruby: (blushing) G-Goku ... you're ... shame. 

Weiss covered Ruby's eyes. 

Mai: What do we do now/ 

Pilaf: MERGE! 

The three machines merged together. 

Pilaf: Now prepare for- 

(Y/N): (Sigh). 

(Y/N) and Goku: KAMEHAMEHA!!!! 

You both blasted the entire machine down! 

Pilaf Gang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

KABOOM! 

The trio were beaten and in pain. 

Weiss: Still a bunch of idiots. 

(Y/N): Can we have the Dragon Ball please? 

Pilaf: Here. 

(Y/N): Thank you. Oh, and- 

You looked at Shu. 

Shu: What? 

Later... 

You stripped Shu down and gave his clothes to Goku. 

Goku: Hey, they fit perfectly! 

Shu: Uh ... just please don't talk about this, okay? 

Yang: Just as long as you three dumbasses don't try this again. 

Ruby: Bye! 

Pilaf and Mai: Good ... bye. 

You all left back for Baba's Palace! 

Mai: Where do we go now, Emperor? 

Shu: Personally, I think we should just give up on this World Domination thing. 

Pilaf: OH SHUT UP! 

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