(Y/N) (L/N) here! So, the girls and I are in for a lot now! I mean, now we have to deal with King Piccolo, a demon who was defeated by Master Roshi's mentor, Mutaito. Not only that, but we ran into some old friends, went on our next summer vacation...
???: (Y/N) (L/N), welcome to the world of the afterlife.
(Y/N): Huh?
You woke up seeing a girl.
Girl: I'm sorry to tell you that your life in this world has ended.
(Y/N): WHAT?!
You then recalled a quest you all went on.
Flashback...
You, Kazuma, Team RWBY, Megumin, Aqua, and Darkness had arrived in the snowy mountains to exterminate snow spirits.
And well-
Ruby and Kazuma: So c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cold!
Weiss: What did you expect? You should have brought a jacket!
Darkness: Come now, Ruby, Kazuma, there is nothing to be ashamed of!
Blake: You just want to catch a cold in this temperature, don't you?
Yang: Yeah, that's Darkness for you.
You caught one of them which resembled-
(Y/N): Hey, this little guy looks like Kirby. We haven't seen him in a while.
You grabbed one and used your flames to extinguish it.
(Y/N): Simple is the best.
Megumin: UGH! This is taking too long!
(Y/N): Wait-
Ruby: Megumin-
Megumin: EXPLOSION!
(Y/N), Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Kazuma, and Aqua: NO MEGUMIN! DO-
KABOOM!
You all got covered in snow.
Kazuma: YOU FREAKING JACKASS!
Megumin: I exterminated them all at once!
Weiss: YOU'RE EXTERMINATING YOUR BRAIN CELLS THE MORE YOU KEEP USING THAT SHIT!
Then you saw a figure that looked like a samurai.
(Y/N): What the?
Ruby: A snow samurai!
Aqua: AGH! THIS GUY IS THE WATCHER OF THE SNOW SPIRITS! EVERYONE BOW!
Everyone did what Aqua did.
(Y/N): We are so sorry for- Darkness?!
Darkness: For me a crusader, to lower my head to a monster. No ... but if my head that I don't even want to lower was made to be lowered by force, I wonder how-
(Y/N): DARKNESS!
You had to force her head down, but your head wasn't on the ground and-
Girls: (Y/N)!
Kazuma: DUDE YOUR LOWER YOUR HEAD!
(Y/N): WHAT?!
In the present...
(Y/N): Oh now I remember. I got my neck slit, and I died.
???: Yes. Are you okay?
(Y/N): Yeah, this isn't the first time I died anyway. First time was to this guy named Malos. I used to think he was an evil dick, but he was suffering hard. And the other time was ... I think to some serial killer bomb guy with a hand fetish. That guy was a pure evil monster. Say, who are you?
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Eris: I am Eris, and I am the one who will guide you to your new path.
(Y/N): Wait, what about the-
Eris: The Winter Shogun disappeared after you died.
(Y/N): Good. I'm just glad Kazuma and the girls are alright.
Eris: For you who came all this way from one world to end up here. You are brave, and I will reincarnate you so that you won't be through any discomfort.
She began to work her way on you, but-
???: (Y/N)!
You heard the girls!
Ruby: (crying) DON'T DIE!
Weiss: (crying) WAKE UP!
Aqua: (bawling) WE NEED YOU BACK! DOn'T YOU DARE DIE!
(Y/N): I can hear them!
Eris: I think I can hear Lady Aqua!
Aqua: ERIS?! HEY! I already cast resurrection on him! So lead him back!
Eris: WHAT?!
(Y/N): UH ...
Aqua: Hey, don't try to reincarnate him or anything! Even if you are worshipped as a state religion and have a currency unit in this world. I'll tell (Y/N) that your false-bottom breast pads are-
Eris: NO MORE! PLEASE!
(Y/N): Well, thanks for that anyway. You're nice.
You gave her a hug and she blushed.
Eris: Hahahaha. It was nice seeing you again.
(Y/N): Again?
You then looked at her again, and-
(Y/N): CHRIS?!
But then-
You woke up...
(Y/N): AGH!
Aqua: Oh good you're awake!
Girls: (Y/N)!
Kazuma: So, how was death?
(Y/N): It ... well this death was lovely. I even got to meet another Goddess. Her name was Eris, and she was such a nice lady.
