(Y/N) (L/N) here! So, the girls and I are in for a lot now! I mean, now we have to deal with King Piccolo, a demon who was defeated by Master Roshi's mentor, Mutaito. Not only that, but we ran into some old friends, went on our next summer vacation...
You all continued went underground into the Floro Caverns, where Blake heard a noise.
Blake: Hey, what's that?
???: "Coming to you live...from the foul darkness that the Floro Sapiens call home. Lesser Cragnons would weep softly. No one has set foot in this cave and emerged alive. But some make history with sheer gall and willpower...and Flint Cragley is such a man!"
Pyrrha: It sounds like someone is doing a show.
You all go to see a man.
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Flint Cragley: CRAGLEY HO! "Into the Floro Sapiens Cave of Doom! A Flint Cragley Cragtrotting Adventure!" ...No, no, wait a second. That'll never play well in the sticks. How about... CRAGLEY HO! "Taste Danger! Flint Cragley Vs. a Recragginated Mummy in Floro Sapiens Central!" I wonder if that'll test well with the weekend auidence... Those Cragnons are fickle...
(Y/N): Uh ... Sir?
He then turned his attention to you all.
Flint Cragley: CRAGELY HO! "Suddenly...out of the cave mists...mysterious, slavering creatures lurched into view! Did they hope to dine on the fillet of Cragley? Would our hero meet their mandibles? Tune in after this brief commercial break to reach the torrid conclusion!"
Weiss: Great, this guy is a nutjob.
Nora: Oh, can he talk about the "Cute Hammer-Wielding Girl who destroys said monsters?"
Rin: Nora, don't get any ideas.
Nora: Aw man.
Flint Cragley: Great, cut, print, weap it. What do you dolts want?
Ruby: Hey, that's Weiss' word!
Weiss: (facepalm) Yeah, we know that.
Tippi: We're looking for something called the Pure Heart.
Flint Cragley: Pure Heart? Spectacular. Just fabulous! All-time coincidence, that's what this is! Just great to meet fellow adventurers, really, it is. I'm ecstatic about this.
Ruby: Mr. Cragley-
Flint Cragley: Call me Flint.
Ruby: Okay. Flint, why were you talking to yourself? Are you filming a show?
Flint Cragley: Yes. You may know me from "Flint Cragley, Cragtrotter," which airs weekly on crag-vision. That's why I pretended to be kidnapped! I'm filming another epic show! Unfortunately, my idiot crew wandered off somewhere... So unprofessional.
Blake: What happened to your crew?
Flint Cragley: I turned away for a second, and they vanished into the foul blackness of this cave... The worst part is, they have the key that'll get me deeper into this infernal abyss! You there! If you run into my crew, tell them I'm waiting and stomping impatiently! Pure adventure personified thanks you kindly!
