The Cat who Loved Kira!

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Kira came home after a long day, and was about to take his shoes off until he realized something. 

Kira: Hmm ... Kosaku Kawajiri's shoes are too big for my feet. If I don't do something that bitch Shinobu, and that little shit Hayato are going to notice. I'd better find replacements qui- 

Shinobu: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! HONEY! 

Shinobu came running at top speed to her "husband!" 

Shinobu: THERE'S SOMETHING SCARY IN THE BASEMENT! 

She then jumped into his arms. 

Shinobu: It may have been scary, but at least it gave me a chance to give this handsome hunk a tight squeeze! 

Kira's killer instincts were kicking in. 

Shinobu: So, I was in the kitchen and I ran out of bottled water, so I went down to get some, and there was some strange cat sitting on the sack of potatoes in the corner? 

Kira: A cat? 

Shinou: It was one I've never seen around here before. That wasn't the scary part though. 

Flashback... 

Shinou went to the basement and saw the cat. 

Shinobu: Where'd you come from pretty kitty? 

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Shinobu: Where'd you come from pretty kitty? 

It slammed it's pay down in anger. 

Shinobu: It's wary of me. I'm trying to appear friendly though. Cats will think you're challenging them if you look them directly in the eye. Maybe if I look away, I should be able to get closer. 

She turned away. 

Shinobu: You're so pretty! Come on, I'm friendly! No need to be afraid of me! 

Then she noticed that the cat was backing its paw. 

Not only that, the window was open. 

Shinobu: That must be how it got in. Well, I can't let it stay down here forever. It might have fleas, or try to mark its territory. I've got to calm it down. I'll just convince it I'm not its enemy! 

She rolled on her back. 

Shinobu: Hey, look at me, I'm totally submissive, right? Have you calmed down now? 

It then brought it's paw out and glared at Shinobu. 

She stopped and it ignored her and began to groom itself. 

Shinobu: What am I doing? This cat is being all "This is my house now! Get lost!" What do I care what it thinks? It's making me mad! 

She grabbed a brush. 

Shinobu: GET OUT OR I'LL KILL YOU! 

She threw the brush, but it smacked it away with its tail! 

It then began to roll on the potatoes. 

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