You all began to chase after Francis as he was making off with Tippi!
(Y/N): I sense him in this direction! We should be-
???: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Mercury appeared on top of a castle.
(Y/N): Mercury?
Mercury: Yeah! I figured I recognized that voice!
Blake: This is where you guys were?
Mercury: This is Lord Bowser'snew castle, and chumps like you just-
???: What the hell is it Mercury, I- (Y/N)!
Bowser appeared.
Bowser: OH MAN! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW UP! AND I HATE WAITING!
Peach: Well, we found him.
Bowser: AND PEACHES! YES! NOW I'LL JUST FLATTEN YOU AND TAKE MY FUTURE WIFE WITH M-
(Y/N) and Peach: NO!
You and Peach both punch him in the face!
Bowser: ARGH!
And then you grabbed him by his tail and spun him around and around and around as Peach continuously punched him, and then-
Bowser: My ... manhood.
She kicked him in the crotch.
Elites: LORD BOWSER!
Bowser: (delirious) Kamek ... I don't want to eat my vegetables. Give me the Baby Back Ribs.
He was seeing naked versions of Peach in his head.
Bowser: Wow ... Peach, you look-
(Y/N): Okay, that's enough.
You slapped him.
Bowser: Huh? What just happened?
Cinder: You lost again.
Bowser: Damn it!
Tippi: Is he always like this?
Team JNPR: You have no idea.
(Y/N): Okay, what's going on here?
Bowser: How should I know?! I was locked up in Count Bleck's stupid castle... When all of a sudden, BAM! Me and the minions wake up facedown in this field. Then we found this awesome castle, and I thought, why not make myself a lair?
Roman: And I've been trying to come up with a way for us to escape.
Peach: (Sigh) I know this is crazy, but Bowser, can you help us?
Bowser: WHAT?!
(Y/N): Look Bowser, Count Bleck only wanted you and Peach to get married so that he could get the Chaos Heart to appear and he could destroy all of reality.
Bowser: SERIOUSLY?!
(Y/N): Yeah, it was all fabricated.
Bowser felt depressed.
Bowser: So, Peaches and I never got married?
Neo pat him on the back.
Neo: "There there, Lord Bowser. It's alright."
Weiss: You do realize he's our enemy right?
(Y/N): Yeah, but we still can't find Yang, and he's the closest thing we've got to help. Besides, Bowser was a great help the last couple of times! Remember when we went up against the Smithy Gang?
YOU ARE READING
Super RWBY Sisters Book 12!
Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) here! So, the girls and I are in for a lot now! I mean, now we have to deal with King Piccolo, a demon who was defeated by Master Roshi's mentor, Mutaito. Not only that, but we ran into some old friends, went on our next summer vacation...
