Chapter 19

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"Im here!" Dylan says walking over to me.
"You dickhead!" I yell
"Hey. Thats mean! How did you not notice. We look alike! But it took you 19 years to figure out that im not dead!" I will kill that egotistical
"Shut the fuck up Dylan!"
"You love me!" No i will chop one of his heads off and feed them to him!
"I will cut your smaller head off and force feed it to you!"
"Ah not happening."
"thats what i thought"
"So why are you here."
"Internal bleeding."
"Okay"
"Im getting out tomorrow."
"good for you."
"Thanks." Awkward. Silence.
"So this is awkward!" I state.
"Wow. You catch on fast."
"Thanks dickhead."
"No problem sis."
"Egotistical duche bag."
"Testical duche bag? Do they make those?"
"No i said ego-tis-tic-al duche bag! Your a dumb fuck!"
"Thanks."
"Any time."
"So how didnt you realize? We have the se birthday, the same facial features, hair color, and we agree on so much."
"I dont know. Im smarter then the average bear."
"Did you just quote yogi bear?"
"Maybe."
"Holy shit!"
"Shut up!"
"Your a dork."
"Runs in the family dickhead!"
"Yea. I cant deny that!"
"Hahaha."

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