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I WAS GOING to murder Gibsie. I hadn't decided how I'd do it but I knew I would. A while ago he changed every contact name in my phone into something ridiculous.
It was funny until someone named Sugar Tits wouldn't stop calling me. I proceeded to call her very awful names and then was grounded when my mother came into my room.
Point of the story is the bastard did it again. Quinn was next to me and we were both stumbling due to my friend vodka.
I dialed the number named casual sex when I heard coachs voice at the end I hung up.
King clit kept calling me and obviously I ignored it. "C'mon let's go to the chipper." We drunkenly landed in a booth and started eating.
I ordered half a dozen burgers and a shit ton of fries. Quinn followed suit ordering 3 burgers, 4 fries, chips, 2 diet cokes, and 3 orders of bacon. When I took Shannon to Biddies she got full on soup. Soup for Christ sake.
Quinn was different. She wasn't ashamed and it made me smile. When the food arrived we both drunkenly started chowing down. She chugged half of her soda before burping, "you're paying Mr. Sunshine."
I nodded, "I wouldn't let you pay either way." She took a bite of her second burger before putting a hand on her stomach. "I'm gonna puke."
"Drink the coke." I said before ordering her a water. I watched as she stopped eating her burger and started on her fries.
"I haven't eat this much in my whole life." She slurred, "I gotta fatten you up princess." Quinn rolled her eyes.
She covered her burger in sauce before taking a bite. Even after she wiped her face there was still sauce on her face. "You got sauce right here." She started using her napkin but she was hitting everywhere but where it was.
I reached my hand over and got sauce over. Quinn stared at me with her beautiful big eyes, just to toy with her I sucked the sauce off my finger.
She swallowed and her lips parted. Quinn pulled out a mini bottle of vodka and poured half of it into her second coke. "Give me some." I said and she poured the rest into my soda.
Quinn finished off her fries and her burgers and then started eating her chips. I noticed how fast she ate, as if she was worried she wouldn't have enough time.
We shared the bacon and I gave her the rest of my fries. "I should order Gibsie a burger. We're on a diet together." I called over the waiter and ordered him a burger and fries.
"Would you rather be a rat or a cockroach?" Quinn asked and by the look on her face she was dead serious.
"A rat obviously. Would you still love me as a rat?" I ask, she chugged down the rest of her coke.
