Akira was a very unlucky teenage boy, ever since he was a kid he was always unlucky, however after the world decided to bend him over and fuck him in the ass.
Well after he died from getting struck by lightning 17 times, suffering a heart attack, an...
You know, Akira just wanted to have a nice day and spend time with Krista while doing the bare minimum for his job.
You know, if the job requires them to carry 20 gallons, he will only carry 20 gallons and not go above and beyond.
He will do exactly as the person told him, no need to overwork himself before he even gets to fight a titan.
His gaze then landed on Ymir, who really seemed to be trying to find proof for blackmail...teasing material...yeah that.
"You pop it didnt you"
"No idea what you talking about"
"Don't act dumb on me"
"You dumb...never"
"You fucking me with arent you"
"Oh you learning, how fun"
Akira smiled smugly as he looked at Ymir, she wouldn't get the satisfaction of getting any satisfaction from him.
"You two stop it," Krista said getting in between the two of them, Akira and Ymir would be like this a lot by virtue of them being close to Krista.
It was a fight between a lesbian and a man who would be really goddam convincing as a cross-dresser or a trap, his gentle face would have anyone who didnt know him question if that was a guy or a dude.
Dam his Hyuga genetics.
At least he wasn't an uchiger.....ok, he had a problem.
"A guy and a girl at a cabin alone, and you tell me nothing happened, do you think I am green behind the ears" Ymir said looking at him.
"Not everyone is dirty-minded at you, people can be pure of those sinful thoughts," Akira said with a smug expression on his face.
"Are you sure"
"If I am lying may the collosol titan himself appear"
Lightning could be seen infront of the wall, Akira slowly turned his head toward the wall and there he saw it.
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The fucking collosol titan himself.
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"Bwahahahahah" Ymir burst out laughing.
"What are the fucking odds," Akira said sounding annoyed, how, the collosol titan could have appeared at any time and it would have been fine, why now.
"So....you are lying"
"Shut it"
Akira then heard the sound of a hole was made in the wall.
