Blue Lock Additional Time ~

Yukimiya's Glasses

*Blue Lock Additional Time!*
*After second selection (Kuni is in wild card so he ain't here)*

Bachira: HEY GAYS- I MEAN GUYS WHY DO I KEEP SAYING THE WRONG WORDS
Otoya: You still ain't wrong
Karasu: You speaking facts
Otoya: You're right bro
Karasu: Thank you bro
Otoya & Karasu: Ne~
Chigiri: *Throws flip-flop*
Yukimiya: *Walks in* Guys, anyone seen my flip-flop?
Chigiri: No.
Yukimiya: Okay
Bachira: STOP IGNORING ME
Shidou: Underlashes Junior!
Rin: What do you want Lukewarm Cockroach
Shidou: Your brother's number
Rin: I don't have a brother.
Shidou: YES YOU DO
Rin: *Shakes head aggressively*
Shidou: *Nods head aggressively*
Isagi: Stop fighting
Reo: *Puts hand on Isagi's shoulder* You can't stop the unstoppable
Rin & Shidou: *Actually stop*
Reo: ...unless you're Isagi...
Bachira: STOP IGNORING MEEEEEEEEE *Fake cries*
Isagi: *Genuinely worried* Bachira? Okay we'll listen to you, stop crying, are you okay?
Bachira: *Immediately stops crying* YEAH ANYWAYS GAYS- I MEAN GUYS, I STILL MEAN GUYS
Otoya: I still mean, you aren't wrong
Niko: I understood nothing
Kurona: It's okay, when you get older you'll learn that understanding nothing is better than understanding everything
Niko: What does that mean?
Kurona: That means you haven't understood what Shidou says during matches
Niko: What does he say?
Kurona: Nothing
Niko: I don't understand
Kurona: Great
Bachira: SO, *Points to Yukimiya*
Yukimiya: Huh?
Bachira: You.
Yukimiya: Me?
Bachira: Yes you
Yukimiya: Me what?
Bachira: ...eh?
Yukimiya: ...Huh?
Isagi: *Sigh*
Bachira: OH YEAH
Yukimiya: Oh yay!
Bachira: CAN I TRY ON YOUR GLASSES?
Yukimiya: HUH why?
Bachira: Why not?
Chigiri: Oh me too!
Shidou: Same! I want to see how Sae would look in glasses, ooh just thinking about it gives me a dopamine rush *Weird face*
Rin: Disgusting lukewarm cockroach
Reo: Nagi! Maybe you need glasses
Nagi: Do I? *:x*
Isagi: Come to think of it, I've always been curious about your degree
Yukimiya: I don't have a degree, I'm still in school
Isagi: *Grabs flip-flop, about to throw*
Yukimiya: Oh there's my flip-flop! Thank you Isagi!
Isagi: Eh?
Yukimiya: *Walks out with his flip-flop, happy*
Bachira: CATCH HIM AND TAKE HIS GLASSES
Isagi, Chigiri, Shidou, Otoya, Karasu and everyone else in Blue Lock except for Nagi, Rin and Ego: *Runs*
Nagi: Too much of a hassle
Ego: I already have glasses
Rin: Lukewarm idiots
Zantetsu: *Running for some reason*
Reo: Wait, Zantetsu, why are you running?
Zantetsu: I need protection
Reo: For what?
Zantetsu: Kendo
Reo: Stupid Zantetsu! He's talking about glasses! Eyeglasses!
Zantetsu: Oh
Bachira: I GOT HIMMMM *Jumps and lands on Yukimiya* Ooph
Yukimiya: AH WHAT DID I DO I SURRENDER PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
Bachira: *Grabs his glasses* I GOT ITTTT
Yukimiya: NOO GIVE IT BACK
Isagi: You're facing the wall
Yukimiya: Oops *Turns around* GIVE IT BACK TO ME
Chigiri: You're facing another wall
Yukimiya: Oops *Turns around again* I SAID GIVE IT BACK TO ME
Hiori: You're facing a water cooler
Yukimiya: Oops *Turns around again* I SAID GIVE IT BACK TO ME YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC BEE
Kurona: I'm sorry but
Yukimiya: I'm facing anything but Bachira right
Niko: No you're facing him don't worry
Yukimiya: Oh yay!
Chigiri: But...
Yukimiya: *A sense of dread* What.
Isagi: *Wearing a doctor's coat* Sir, I deeply apologize but...
Otoya: *Also wearing a doctor's coat* I hate this part of the job...Sir... I'm sorry to say this but
Yukimiya: Just say it! How much longer do I have to get new glasses
Niko: *Also wearing a doctor's coat* ...five seconds sir.
Yukimiya: NO! Why does this happen to me...
Chigiri: *Wearing a suit and holding a stack of papers* Sir? I'm here to sort out your will.
Yukimiya: Y-yes...Give half of my savings to me and the other half to myself.
Chigiri: Yes, I will ensure so.
Yukimiya: I-i want Isagi to TikTok dance at my funeral
Isagi: WAIT WHAT
Otoya: *Whispering to Yukimiya* Say, I want Chigiri to bring his sister to my funeral.
Yukimiya: I want Chigiri to bring his sister to my funeral
Chigiri: *Grabs flip-flop* YOU FU-
Tokimitsu: H-hey g-guys...h-has anyone s-seen my f-flip-flop?
Chigiri: *About to throw flip-flop*
Tokimitsu: *Backs away*
Yukimiya: I-i can't believe I'm going to...*Cries*
Karasu: I'm sorry sir, but we did all we could.
Reo: You cannot stop the unstoppable
Isagi: Yukimiya, are you actually crying? Don't worry we can get new glasses, guys, can we not play such a mean prank? It's not nice.
Yukimiya: *Stops crying*
Otoya, Chigiri, Karasu, Hiori, Niko and Kurona: Yukimiya! A miracle happened, your glasses are fine again!
Yukimiya: Really? YAY!
Reo: ... unless your Isagi...
Yukimiya: But where are my glasses?
Everyone: *Turns and looks at Shidou*
Shidou: WOAH, GLASSES GUY, YOUR GLASSES MAKE ME SEE THINGS.
Otoya: *To Karasu* Bro, you make me feel things too
Karasu: You make me feel things too bro.
Otoya & Karasu: Ne~
Chigiri: *Throws flip-flop and hits Otoya*
Isagi, Hiori, Kurona and Niko: Headshot!
Chigiri: *Tries to grab glasses*
Shidou: NUH UH
Chigiri: FYM NUH UH
Shidou: NUH UH
Reo: Nagi, can you please take the glasses from the cockroach?
Nagi: Too much of a hassle
Reo: Nagi, if you do, I'll buy you robux
Nagi: *:x*
Reo: I promise
Nagi: *Stands up and grabs glasses*
Shidou: HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR HE'S TALLER
Reo: Too bad motherfuc-
Nagi: *Puts on glasses* Reo! Everything's clearer now!
Reo: Oh, maybe you need glasses, I'll get you some later.
Nagi: *Flops down onto bed* Goodnight
Isagi: It's ten
Chigiri: In the morning
Nagi: *Snores*

JUST FOR CLARIFY ON THE ZANTETSU KENDO JOKE

Glasses in Japanese is Megane
The face guard thingy for Kendo is Mengane
When pronounced they kinda sound similar
So when Bachira said glasses, Zantetsu heard Mengane instead of Megane.

I DONT SPEAK JAPANESE SO ITS A WONDER HOW I CAME UP WITH THIS