Bubble Soccer 1

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by beep_boop_bee

by beep_boop_bee

Bachira: HEY GAYS- I MEAN GUYS DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
Otoya: No you don't
Kurona: Blue Lock Additional Time!!!
Bachira: I MEAN YES IT IS BUT NO
Rin: What is it Lukewarm Bee
Bachira: REMEMBER BUBBLE SOCCER?
Rin: No
Isagi: Yes!
Rin: No you don't
Isagi: Yes I do
Rin: I wish you were Bachira
Isagi: WHAT WHY
Rin: Because Bachira would go I don't? Then I would be able to manipulate him into forgetting this entire conversation
Bachira: I'M NOT THAT DUMB
Rin: You are
Bachira: I am?
Rin: Yes
Bachira: Okay!
Rin: SEE
Bachira: Author! Write Bubble Soccer!

Bachira: You promised Zen and Jan that you would write it today

Bachira: Yes you did

Bachira: Yes

Bachira: ...No?

Yes!

Bachira: Yes!
Rin: Great
Isagi: Ego already made arrangements for Bubble Soccer though
Bachira: Oh yeah! We're going against the U-20 players aren't we?
Rin: Wait...
Isagi: Yeah! Sae too
Rin: Author, hurry up let's play

F you

Hiori: *Walks in* Hey guys, when are we going to play Bubble Soccer?
Kurona: Yeah, it looks fun

F you guys

Kurona: What?
Bachira: Author doesn't want to write us playing
Kurona: Why?

Lazy

Kurona: Please?

Okay let's go!

Bachira: THAT WAS ALL IT TOOK?

No you just need to be Kurona

Kurona: Yay!
Ego: Everyone. Out. Bus. Outside. Out. Out. Out.
Everyone: YES SIR

On the bus on the bus!

Bachira: I'M HUNGRYYY
Isagi: But... you've already had 7 packets of chips, 4 boxes of cookies and 6 lollipops
Bachira: *Sad* B-but
Isagi: Oh. No.
Bachira: *Tears up*
Jan: *Clinging to the window outside the bus* HOW DARE YOU
Isagi: W-wait... Bachira, you can have this packet of biscuits
Bachira: YAY!
Jan: Good...good
Shidou: RINRIN GIVE ME YOUR BROTHERS NUMBER
Rin: NO
Shidou: RINNNNNNNN
Ego: *Stands up* Shidou. Get out.
Rin: Yessssss
Shidou: WHAT WHY
Ego: I told you, you're on Sae's team for Bubble Soccer. He's coming to pick you up
Shidou: YAY OMG I FEEL THE DOPAMINE RUSH
Bachira: I'M STILL HUNGRYY
Isagi: B-but...I don't have any snacks left
Shidou: HAH TAKE THAT BITCH STARVE TO DEATH
Bachira: ...
Jan: HOW DARE YOU
Shidou: Oh shit... I-i'm sorry...?
Jan: Niko
Niko: *Pulls out sword and hands it to her* Niko Niko Ni
Jan: HAIYA
Shidou: TELL SAE THAT I LOVE HIMMMMMMMM
Rin: No
Ego: Everyone get back on the bus. Let's go

Yes. They haven't even left yet and Bachira had already eaten everything