Halloween 1! Trick or Treating

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Bachira: HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY
Isagi: Wait weren't we just about to play Bubble Soccer?
Rin: Author is lazy

Yes I am

Isagi: Oh you're early today

TRICK OR TREATTTT

Bachira: LETS GO CHANGEE

(This is a lazy chapter)

Shidou: *Walks out in a full on Rin cosplay, SMILING* SUCKS TO BE YOU, I'VE ALREADY CHANGED
Rin: I do NOT look like that
Isagi: I'm sorry but...
Chigiri: You do.
Kunigami: Chigiri! Let's go change!
Bachira: ISAGI, COME AND CHANGE TOOOO

Changing time, Yes I'm including that part

Bachira: *Halfway through putting on his costume* WHERE IS THE HEAD SUPPOSED TO BEEEEEE
Isagi: Bee.
Bachira: OH YEAH BEE!
Isagi: *Grabs his costume and puts it on in record time.* I'm done
Bachira: *Still stuck* HELP
Isagi: ...No
Bachira: ...T-THE BETRAYAL...*Tears start to form*
Niko: *In the bathroom with them for some reason* What are the chances...
Isagi: Oh no...I forgot...
Jan: *Outside the door* I CAN'T COME IN... WHAT'S HAPPENING
Isagi: Oh great, she can't get in
Bachira: Why not?
Isagi: Because it'll be called being a pervert
Bachira: What's a pervert? Some kind of fruit?
Isagi: No...I....yes.
Bachira: Is it nice?
Isagi: No
Niko: Yes
Isagi: WAIT WHAT
Kurona: You have learnt well
Niko: Well, I had a great teacher
Kurona: *Cries of joy*

Why did I actually start crying at this part

Kurona: Don't cry

(Being so delulu that you manipulate a character to comfort you)

Reo: Hah! Delusional, how sad

BITCH DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE FANFIC YOU WROTE ABOUT YOU AND-

Reo: I'll give you $100 to shut up

150

Reo: Deal

🤝

Bachira: *Head stuck halfway inside the costume* HELPPPPPPPP
Chigiri: *Walks in wearing a black cat onesie (imagine baby pjs but bigger)* I heard a loud shout, you guys okay?
Bachira: *His head is stuck somewhere and his leg is somehow wrapped around his neck while his arms are in the same LEG HOLE* HELPPPPP
Chigiri: Oh, it's him
Isagi: *Whispers* Don't help
Chigiri: Okay
Kunigami: *Walks in wearing a golden retriever onesie* Hey guys...Whoa what happened to Bachira
Isagi & Chigiri: He's fine
Kunigami: Is that...his costume?
Bachira: NO, I NEED HELP
Isagi & Chigiri: YES, HE DOES NOT NEED HELP
Bachira: HEY!
Kunigami: Oh, Reo, are you not dressing up?
Reo: I am, just waiting for Nagi first...come to think of it
Isagi: He probably fell asleep, should I go find him?
Reo: Sure...*His inner voice suddenly told him not to* WAIT NO, I'LL GET HIM
Ego: Good job Ninja
Otoya: Yessir
Ego: We don't want too much drama
Bachira: HELPPP
Otoya: Should I help him Sir?
Ego: No, we need some drama
Otoya: *Confused Ninja noises*
Isagi: CHIGIRI AND KUNIGAMI MATCH!
Chigiri: Yep! We couldn't find a cat onesie that fit Kunigami so we went with a dog!
Kunigami: Hehe, sorry, but Golden Retriever and Black Cat!
Bachira: *He is somehow flipped upside down and his head is where his stomach is supposed to be, his left arm is in his right leg hole, his right leg is in his right arm's hole, his left and right arm are somehow gone* CUTE, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP
Rin: *Walks in* Why is it so noisy
Isagi: Rin! Are you not dressing up?
Shidou: *Pops out of the toilet bowl* RIN IS HERE
Rin: WHAT NO!
Shidou: YOUR LITTLE SIGHTSEEING TRIP IS ABOUT TO TURN TrAUmAtiC
Rin: I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT
Ego: *Plays a voice recording of Rin during the World Five match saying those exact words and sounding exactly like it*
Rin: ...
Shidou: I wonder which Itoshi is going to have the best costume
Rin: ...
Shidou: Oh wait! You don't have a costume!
Rin: ...
Shidou: You know, I heard that Sae is dressing up as a vampire, I would gladly let him suck my- WHO SAID THAT
Jan: *Still outside* AGREED
Rin: ...
Shidou: And just your luck, I happen to have a vampire costume on hand
Rin: ...
Shidou: Do you want it?
Rin: ...
Shidou: Three, two
Rin: Give it
Shidou: What's the magic word?
Rin: If you don't, I'll make sure Sae never contacts you ever again
Shidou: HE DOESN'T ACKNOWLEDGE YOU, HE WOULD NEVER LISTEN
Rin: *Pulls out knife* There's another way
Shidou: Wha- Oh
Rin: If you aren't alive, he can't contact you right?
Shidou: *Hands vampire costume* TAKE IT
Rin: Good
Bachira: IT STARTED WITH A KISS
Chigiri: ON YOUR MAMA'S COUCH
Bachira: 2012 WAS NOTHING SERIOUS
Rin: I'll go change
Chigiri: I KNEW WE CAUGHT THE FEELS
Bachira: IT GOT REALLY REAL
Rin: Lukewarm Idiots

Cus I'm too lazy to write everyone changing and deciding their costumes, heres a timeskip to when they go trick or treating

Bachira: JINGO BELLS JINGO BELLS
Isagi: It isn't Christmas Meguru
Bachira: *Silence* ...It isn't?
Isagi: Wha- No-? It- *Sigh* You know what, Yes it is Christmas Meguru
Bachira: I KNEW IT
Chigiri: Guys! The first house is up ahead!
Bachira: *Runs ahead* JINGO BELLSSSS
Chigiri: We should stick together! Don't get lost!
Isagi: Let's all knock together and say trick or treat!
Bachira: *Aggressively knocks on door* JINGLE BELLS
Isagi: Wait no...*SIGH*
*The door opens*
Ruby: *Opens the door dressed as Tsukasa from TBHK* BROTHER! THE TRICK OR TREATERS ARE HEREE
Bachira: JINGLE BELLS
Aqua: *Walks out dresses as Hanako/Amane from TBHK holding a bowl of candy* Take one
Bachira: *Grabs a fistful* JINGLE
Aqua: That...works too I guess?
Ruby: What are you dressed as?
Bachira: *Looks down* Uh... Rudolph?
Ruby: Rudolph...is striped yellow and black?
Bachira: ...Yes?
Ruby: Okay!
Aqua: What no yeah
Isagi: I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOR THIS GUY, HE'S A BEE BY THE WAY, I'M A FLOWER
Ruby: YOU MATCH SO CUTEEEEEEE
Aqua: Cool
Chigiri: *Running* DON'T GO WITHOUT US
Bachira: *Already running away* JINGLE NEXT HOUSE BELLS
Chigiri: WAIT WHAT NO
Bachira: *Already knocking on next house's door* JINGLE BELLS
Isagi: *Running over* BACHIRA WAIT UP
*The door opens*
Bachira: Hi? Is anyone...there?
Isagi: How did the door open by itself?
Kuroko: *Dressed as a ghost* Hi
Bachira: JINGLE AHHHHHHHHHH BELLS
Kuroko: *Holding out a bowl* Have some candy
Kagami: *Dressed as a orange tiger* Kuroko, stop scaring trick or treaters
Bachira: JINGLE BELLS
Isagi: BACHIRA, I deeply apologize
Kagami: It's fine
Chigiri: Thanks for the candy
Isagi: Bachira, please stay with us this...and he's gone
Bachira: *Naruto run* NEXT HOUSE BELLS
*The door opens without him knocking*
Bachira: Jingle creepy bells
Akashi: *Wearing a king costume* Welcome, you may have ONE piece of candy
Isagi: Bachira! One piece, you heard the emperor
Bachira: YES SIR! *Grabs the whole bowl*
Akashi: I expected that
Isagi: I'M SO SORRY
Akashi: It's fine.
Isagi: How did you know he was going to knock?
Kuroko: *Holding a megaphone from his house* Emperor's eye!
Isagi: Makes sense
Chigiri: *Completely out of breath* W-wait up
Kunigami: *Still at the first house chatting with Aqua*
Bachira: JINGLE HOUSE
Isagi: Okay! Let me knock this time
Bachira: BELLS!
Isagi: *Knock Knock*
*The door opens*
Chuuya: *Dressed up as a skeleton* I'M NOT SHORT YOU- Oh hi, take a piece of candy
Dazai: *Dressed as the Grim Reaper* Hey guys! Like my costume?
Chuuya: No
Dazai: CHUU~YA~
Bachira: YOUR JINGLE COSTUME BELLS IS VERY JINGLE BELLS!
Dazai: THANKS
Ranpo: *Smashes through the walls dressed as a Teddy Bear* CANDY GIMME SOME
Chuuya: No! *Candy gets grabbed* Fine
Poe: *Runs after Ranpo dressed as a raccoon* Dear! Please share!
Ranpo: NO
Poe: *Sigh*
Chigiri: I FINALLY CAUGHT UP, BACHIRA PLEASE WAIT THIS TIME
Bachira: *Running* JINGLE
*The door opens at the next house*
Aiku: *Dressed up as a Pirate* Hey guys!
Bachira: OH IT'S YOU!
Aiku: OH IT'S YOU

Staring contest ensues

5 minutes later

Ten minutes later

Chigiri: OH I'M FINALLY...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Sae: *Walks out dressed as a Vampire* Why are you all screaming
Rin: *Magically appears* My costume is better
Sae: No mine is
Rin: Yours is lukewarm
Shidou: SAEEEEEE YOU LOOK HOT IN THAT COSTUME I WANT TO-
Sae: No
Hiori: *Shows up wearing a Vampire costume* Hi guys! Oh! Same costume!
Rin: *Looks at Hiori*
Sae: *Looks at Hiori*
Niko: *Walks by also dresses in a vampire costume* Oh hi wait wha-
Kurona: *Walks by dressed as a shark* Hi
Shidou: YOU BROKE THE CHAIN
Kurona: SORRY
Reo: *Dressed as an ATM* Trick or treat!
Nagi: *Dressed as a bag of money* Trick...or...*:x*
Ego: *Dressed as a cup of noodles* Trick or why am I doing this
Bachira: Why am I JINGLE doing this BELLS please!
Ego: *Pulls out a freeze ray* Die *Shoots*
Isagi: How did you-
Ego: *Takes off his cup noodle costume to reveal a Vector from Despicable Me costume* WAHAHA
Everyone: AHH
Ego: *Shoots everyone*

And this
Is how Halloween ended
Goodnight, sweet dreams everybody

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