Blue Lock Additional Time ~

Halloween 0.8-9

Isagi: Isn't it supposed to be 0.9 today?
Rin: Well, the author is a lazy bum who decided to take a nap
Chigiri: Which turned into sleep
Kunigami: And she just slept.
Bachira: RELATABLE
Isagi: But why is it 0.8-9?
Rin: The author is too lazy to write two
Chigiri: So she's combining them
Bachira: SO WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?
Chigiri: Actually, I don't know
Rin: Author.

Bubble Soccer

Isagi: Bubble soccer? Sounds fun, what is it?
Bachira: I KNOW, IT'S WHEN YOU PLAY SOCCER WITH A BUBBLE
Chigiri: Then how do you play? Wouldn't the bubble pop?
Bachira: *Shrugs* Dunno
Isagi: But you...
Ego: Don't listen to the schizophrenic bee, he's wrong
Bachira: BUT...MY MONSTER TOLD ME THAT
Ego: Well your monster's wrong
Bachira: *Pouts* ...oh
Rin: Oh no.
Isagi: Ego watch out.
Ego: I'm not scared
Bachira: I'll put honey into every box of noodles you have
Ego: That's...not too bad
*Kunigami and Otoya burst in, this time riding a motorcycle*
Otoya: WE'RE HERE
Kunigami: Hello Chigiri
Isagi: Whoa! Where did your car go?
Otoya: Oh, it broke
Kunigami: It's being repaired, meanwhile, we borrowed Chuuya's motorcycle
Kaldo: *Pops out of Kunigami's helmet* HI, HONEY IS GREAT WITH EVERYTHING
Ego: Is it?
Kaldo: Yes
Ego: Okay
Kaldo: *Gets back into Kunigami's helmet*
Kunigami & Otoya: Bye everyone! *Drives off*
Chigiri: Bye!
Karasu: Bye bro!
Yukimiya: I heard a really loud noise and ran here just in case
Kurona: VROOM VROOM
Hiori: Motorcycle.
Bachira: No~thi~ng~!
Ego: We're doing Bubble Soccer today
Bachira: WHY
Ego: Why not
Bachira: WHY YES
Ego: Why do you always pick fights with me
Bachira: LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
Chigiri: 나를 바라봐, 나를 바라봐
Bachira: LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
Rin: Shut up
Ego: Thank you underlashes junior
Rin: What
Shidou: BEST NAME EVER
Ego: Shut up, now, is everyone here?
Bachira: I'M HERE
Ego: I can tell
Bachira: YAY
Isagi: Can someone get Niko
Niko: Niko Niko Ni
Isagi: *Girly Scream*
Niko: Nii.
Kurona: You have learned well
Niko: Thank you Teacher
Rin: Author, why is there always such long introductions before we start the actual activity

I was trying to postpone your suffering

Rin: What?
Ego: Let me explain what is Bubble Soccer, because the bee's explanation could NOT be more wrong
Bachira: Aw *Sad*
Ego: Shit....BUT AT LEAST YOU...tried....your best?
Bachira: YAY!
Jan: *Who has been hiding in the corner of the room since the start* Good...
Ego: So Bubble Soccer is called Bubble Soccer from the suit like thing you have to wear, which looks like a bubble. *Shows a picture of random people wearing the suits*
Rin: Oh no

You get it now?

Rin: Yes, I'm sorry.

Too bad. You're doing this the moment I finish

Rin: Oh no.
Bachira: That looks fun!
Rin: It doesn't
Bachira: Yes it does!
Isagi: They look funny inside the suits
Ego: You're going to be in the suit later
Rin: Can I not?
Ego: No.
Rin: Why are we even doing this
Ego: Publicity
Bachira: Publiwha?
Ego: *Pulls out ipad, a pie chart appears on the screen* The blue parts are males, the pink parts are females
Isagi: How about the grey part?
Ego: Those are people who want their gender to remain private or identify as others
Bachira: I DIDN'T KNOW THIS MANY GIRLS WATCH FOOTBALL!
Otoya: They probably want to look at me play
Raichi: NO, THEIR LOOKING AT MY SEXY SOCCER
Bachira: OH! JINGO BELLS IS BACK! WHY DIDN'T YOU APPEAR FOR THE LAST FEW ADDITIONAL TIMES?
Raichi: THIS IS WHY *Stomps out*
Bachira: What?
Isagi: Don't worry about it
Bachira: *Looks at Isagi*
Isagi: *Looks back*
Chigiri: HE LOOKS AT ME
Kurona: AND I LOOK AT HIM
Hiori: I didn't know there were this many female football fans
Ego: Oh they don't watch for football
Bachira: What does that mean?
Ego: *Takes a deep breath* I INSTALLED MIRRORS IN EVERY BATHROOM, DO YOU NOT LOOK IN THEM
Everyone: HUH?
Ego: YOU GUYS *Deep breath in* ARE GOOD LOOKING
Everyone: WE ARE?!?!
Ego: NO SHIT
Everyone: HUH?!?!
Ego: EVERYONE OF YOU, except Iga- whats his name? *Checks Ipad* Iga... Igaguri.
Igaguri: WHAT
Ego: REO
Reo: YES?
Ego: HOW MANY CHOCOLATES DID YOU RECEIVE LAST VALENTINE'S DAY
Reo: Uh...I don't remember
Nagi: Reo...48
Reo: Oh, thanks Nagi
Ego: SEE?
Everyone: THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING
Ego: Bachira, how many did you get?
Bachira: None...
Ego: A liability...Bachira, are you sure?
Bachira: ...yes
Ego: That's impossible
Bachira: ...?
Isagi: He's saying that you should have gotten something
Bachira: THANK YOU!
Ego: Is there any reason why?
Bachira: I mean...I did lose my locker key...
Everyone: *Facepalm*
Ego: SEE ALL OF YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING THE LADIES LOVE YOU
Everyone: THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING
Ego: KARASU, HOW MANY VALENTINE CHOCOLATES DID YOU GET THE LAST VALENTINE'S DAY
Karasu: 8
Ego: OTOYA, HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE CONFESSED TO YOU...no that's too easy...IN PRESCHOOL
Otoya: Around half of the girls in my preschool
Ego: CHIGIRI, HOW MANY CHOCOLATES DID YOU GET ON VALENTINE'S
Chigiri: None, I was busy with my injury
Ego: HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE CONFESSED TO YOU?
Chigiri: There was once, around half the class...I rejected all of them.
Ego: KUNIGAMI, HOW MANY VALENTINE CHOCOLATE IS DID YOU GET
Kunigami: 7
Ego:RIN, HOW MANY CHOCOLATES DID YOU GET
Rin: I don't remember, I declined all of them and returned them
Ego: KURONA, HOW MANY DID YOU GET
Kurona: 4
Ego: IMAMURA HOW MANY DID YOU GET
Imamura: 102!
Ego: SEE?
Everyone: Okayy

Now, it's time for Bubble Soccer!

Rin: No

Bitch I held it off as long as I could okay
Do you think I want to write about y'all running around in fat ass suits?

Rin: ...yes?

I mean it's going to be funny also Ego.

Ego: What

Ipad. Check

Ego: *Looks at ipad* Since when did I do that

For comedic purposes

Ego: *Sigh* I made arrangements
Chigiri :What kind of arrangements?
Bachira: Flower arrangements?
Ego: Shut up. I made arrangements, we will be going against the U20 players, including Sae and Shidou during Bubble Soccer
Rin: Author, hurry up and let us play

Change of heart I see

Bachira: AUTHOR

What.

Bachira: WHY ARE YOU WRITING SO SLOW

What.

Bachira: ITS 10P.M. YOU STARTED WRITING AT 2

I'm lazy

Nagi: Relatable

See, he agrees

Rin: You control us, you made him say that

No I didn't

Nagi: No she didn't

SEE

Isagi: Why are you beefing with... characters that you...are writing?

No I'm not

Chigiri: You're beefing with yourself

I'm the Author, I am absolute. I can turn you INTO beef if I wanted

Akashi: *Crawls out of the air vents* You're using my catchphrase

Yes.

Akashi: Okay. *Crawls back in*
Chigiri: You wouldn't dare

Dare to what

Chigiri: Turn us into beef

Yeah I wouldn't

Chigiri: Knew it!

You're more of chicken than beef

Bachira: OH! I WANNA BE FISH!

Okay

Chigiri: WAIT WHAT?

New Blue Lock Additional Time idea, Turning Blue Lock into Beef Lock

Bachira: YAY

Apologies to those who can't eat beef. Or chicken. Or fish. Or any meat. Sorry if this offends you.

Ego: ANYWAYS, ONTO BUBBLE SOCCER!

Yay.

Ego: Wait what just happened
Bachira: What? You said to go play Bubble Soccer
Ego: No I didn't...it just came out
Everyone: *Gasps and dramatically looks at the fourth wall*

I'm the Author, I am absolute. You listen to me and follow my storyline.

Bachira: NO! I WON'T! I'LL MAKE MY OWN STORYLINE!

*Holding a book with the exact words he just said written down on it* Yeah sure.

Bachira: YAY!
Ego: Bubble Soccer. Get out. Now. Bus. Outside. Out. Out. Out
Bachira: Okay~
Rin: Author is too lazy
Isagi: To continue this
Chigiri: So the Bubble Soccer part
Nagi: Will
Reo: Be in the next chapter
Hiori: Hope you enjoyed this!
Niko: Sorry for the late update!
Shidou: Jan, Sae will be in the next Additional Time!
Kurona: Chomp Chomp!