Watership down: a horror story

Chapter 14

(Warning: strong language)

The next morning, keehar was thanking them from last night
Keehar: thank you all. Well, I should be going right now.
Hazel: we appreciate your help keehar!
Keehar: Hazel rah! Your speech to bigwig helps him with his emotions a lot! We could've done it without you!
Keehar: what a fun relationship fur head!
Bigwig: for the last time, my name is BIGWIG!
Keehar: ay! I know it's bigwig. I'm just joking you!
Bigwig: 😑
Keehar: goodbye my friends, until we meet again!
Hazel: until we meet again...keehar...
???: AAAAH!
Bigwig: strawberry?! What happened?!
Strawberry: the does! They're gone!
Fiver: if you mean by dead, I'm puked.
Clover: no, not that type of gone, they disappeared! Early in the morning!
All: WHAT?!
Hazel: how! We rescued them last night!
Dandelion: maybe he wants revenge?
Dandelion: like what I say...
Hawkbit: here we go again...
Dandelion: always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
All: 😑
Dandelion: what?
Hawkbit: how is that funny?
Dandelion: I...I don't know
Hawkbit: exactly dandelion!
Hazel: clover. How did you know the does were gone?
Clover: well, we were digging for more room, as I turned my back, they're all gone!
Back to efrafra,
All the does were handcuffed
Blackavar: listen sir, you really think this is gonna work?
General woundwort: that's the whole point gentlemen! Follow me. I want to show you my plan.
They all did
General woundwort: so tonight, we'll go to bigwig's Warren.
Orchis: how will we find them?
General woundwort: TO THE OTHER SIDE OF COURSE!
General woundwort: you see them? I'm going to kill every single one of them for their own good, and for the rest of the people!!!
Blackavar: you...you're going to kill us?
Orchis: BITCH! WE TRUSTED YOU!!
General woundwort: THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU N*beep*
General woundwort: we'll dig up the holes in his Warren, handling bigwig myself!
Campion: sir, don't you think this has gone too far?
General woundwort: NONSENSE! THIS IS PERFECT!
General woundwort: THIS IS BETTER THAN MAKING SEX!!!
Blackavar: sir, have you gone out of your mind? What if the does hears about this like right now!
The poor does started crying and sobbing
General woundwort: talk back to me, or you'll face death by me YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!!
General woundwort: after I kill bigwigs Warren and the people of efrafa especially the does I've captured!!
The does continues to whimper and sob
General woundwort: I will collect their dead bodies and hang them up in those hangers!!!
He showed them his collection of dead bodies even vervain and pipkin were there
Orchis: no...
General woundwort: don't worry. Your hangers are right there...
Blackavar: AAAAAH!
Later, the three bucks ran away
Campion: I think this is a bad idea to leave efrafa.
Blackavar: relax! Do you want the general to kill us and hang our bodies in his collection?!
Orchis and campion: no?
Blackavar: then let's go!
The three bucks finally made it to hazels Warren!bigwig: hey! Wait a minute! What are you doing here?!
Blackavar: Hazel, from last night, you were right.
Hazel: I am?
Bigwig: HE IS?!
Blackavar: my friends and I decided to stay with you guys.
Bigwig: are you FUCKING CRAZY?!
Hazel: bigwig. He's right. The general has gone crazy!
Blackavar: bigwig...
Blackavar: from last night, you had a lot of suffering from your mind.
Blackavar: hazel's speech did inspire you. So please, let us stay here.
Hazel: then it's official.
Two does bark and spartina came over
Hazel: are those does?
Orchis: looks like it. There's two of them!
Spartina: oh Hazel rah! We're out of here safely but we're in danger.
Hazel: danger! What kind of danger?
Bigwig: don't-
Hazel: too late.
Bark: it's the general!
Bark: he killed the rest of the does!!
Bigwig: WHAT?! FUCK! I know I shouldn't trust him!
Hazel: come on, let's remove the blood on your faces. Elil can track them.
As the does went to the nurse (strawberry)
Hazel set up a meeting
Hazel: guys! We don't have enough time!
Hazel: I figured out their plan! woundwort has become a true villain on who he really is!
Hawkbit: didn't you say we have a plan? Because you're describing a bio of him.
Hazel: sorry. Thank you hawkbit.
Hazel: he's planning to kill us all. So in sunset, we'll fight for the way of our Warren! I'll take care of this woundwort!
Bigwig: no!
Hazel: Why not? You're the reason he's coming.
Bigwig: the general knows me better, so let me handle him.
Hazel: ...
Hazel: alright bigwig.
Hazel: now, the general might be here any minute. Let's prepare.
The sandlefords were able to prepare for the war.
They got their digging, listening and running skills.
BlackBerry: Hazel. Check this out.
Hazel: what?
BlackBerry: while bigwig went back, I made a cameras all over the place.
Hazel: great. We're gonna need those.
Bigwig and the others are now outside of their Warren for the war. woundwort, however, got their captains ready to fire at them.
Captain 1: what should we do without your captains, sir?
General woundwort: take it easy, bitch give me some time.
Bigwig: remember the signal, get behind me and let me do all the stuff-
General woundwort: you! Don't move!
Bigwig: okay. I understand. But I'm innocent. You weren't meant to capture me, right?
General woundwort: well...yes.
Bigwig: and why did you? So you can kill us all and lie to us?!
Bigwig: you're the reason orchis and campion were killed, you were the reason to kill and devour her up!
General woundwort: OH FUCK OFF!
General woundwort: open fire!
The rabbits nibbled on the built slingshots
Bigwig: oh my! Woah! Take cover!
The rabbits took cover
Bigwig: okay. We're safe.
Bigwig: what? What is this?
Dandelion: I...kinda spent it all of your peso money-
Bigwig: YOU ASSHOLE!
Fiver: we had to! It was for an emergency!
Bigwig: yeah! An emergency to spend all of my fucking money!!!
Bluebell: what's the plan now Hazel?
Hazel: ...