SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
Wow, I've hit a new level of embarrassment today!Cute_As_A_Button(^.^)
What went down, Hyung?SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
So, I swung by my parents' place, and my mum asked me to mow the lawn. I confidently grabbed what I thought was the lawn mower from the garage... turns out it was the vacuum cleaner!SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
Let's just say a few neighbours got a front-row seat to my grass-hoovering skills!HobiWanKenobi
HAHA, THAT'S HILARIOUS! 😆🤣SimplyJoonie
You know what's even more entertaining than a barrel of monkeys? Swapping embarrassing stories!Bun_Ggukie
I'm all for it!SimplyJoonie,
So, picture this: I was excitedly waving at someone I thought was a friend, only to discover they were actually saying hello to the person behind me. In a moment of panic, I began frailing my arms as if I were trying to hail a taxi.SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
And did a taxi really come to your aid?SimplyJoonie
You won't believe it, but it did!Lattae
And where did the cab take you?SimplyJoonie
Right back to my cosy home!Cute_As_A_Button(^.^)
I got a story for you! I was all set to plop down on a chair, right? But instead of a graceful landing, I ended up giving myself a face kick and crashing on the floor like a clumsy ninja 🙃Bun_Ggukie
Wait, how did your leg even make it your face?Cute_As_A_Button(^.^)
I'm just that flexible, my friend!GummyMin
Nice!HobiWanKenobi
That's exactly what I was thinking!SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
You bunch of rascals!GummyMin
What's that now?HobiWanKenobi
Exactly what he just said!Bun_Ggukie
All right, let's revisit some cringeworthy stories... imagine this: young me in pre-school, desperately needing to go, my hand raised like a flag in the storm, and the teacher was completely oblivious! The teacher enforced a strict "no talking unless your hand is raised" policy. So I couldn't yell out to say I needed to go to the toilet, so I was stuck in a silent film, and the whole class erupted it into laughter after I pissed myself. It was mortifying 😱Lattae
So, what happened next?Bun_Ggukie
One of the staff members had to rush to the nearest store to grab me some new trousers. She asked me for my size, and I must have been channelling my inner clown because I ended up with a wedgie that could have won gold at the olympics for the rest of the day!SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
You're about to crack me up so much, I might just have to invest in some new trousers, haha 😄HobiWanKenobi
Now let me tell you something. I had a wild night at a fancy restaurant, I got so tipsy that I thought it was a genius idea to take a plunge into the lobster tank. Spoiler alert: I was shown the door quicker than a lobster can do the cha cha-cha! Oh, and one of those little critters pinched my behind, and I let out a scream that could wake the dead!SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
I'm crying like a baby - this is pure comedic gold!Bun_Ggukie
Haha, that's hilarious, man!GummyMin
Lol, my friend!Lattae
I laughed so hard my stomach feels like it's about to explode!SimplyJoonie
Oh wow, that's priceless in terms of humour!Cute_As_A_Button(^.^)
Hold on a second, this story feels oddly familiar...HobiWanKenobi
It was in the neighbourhood gossip column!SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
Goodness, I would have turned beet red! 🤣🤣HobiWanKenobi
Trust me, I did! I spent months hiding behind a mask and a baseball cap, as if I were trying to escape the fashion police!Cute_As_A_Button(^.^)
Did everyone spill their most cringe worthy stories yet?Bun_Ggukie
Yoongi totally skipped out on that!GummyMin
Oh, and guess what? Yoongi's not about to start now!SimplyJoonie
Why are you narrating like you're in a novel?GummyMin
Because I can, buddy! What are you going to do about it... send me to the editor?SimplyJoonie
No...GummyMin
I thought so.
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