Bun_Ggukie
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE, PARTY ANIMALS!GummyMin
Hush, it's way too early for this nonsense 😒Bun_Ggukie
But, it's 12 a.m...GummyMin
Precisely, which is why it's too early 😑Bun_Ggukie
Fine, fine hit the snooze button and dream of unicorns, then 🤨GummyMin
Why on Earth would I dream about unicorns?Bun_Ggukie
Do I seem like a unicorn whisperer to you?GummyMin
Do you think I have x-ray vision to see your face through the screen?Bun_Ggukie
That's not what I meant!GummyMin
Alright, catch ya later! 👋SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
What on Earth did I step into?SimplyJoonie
A strange conversation between two oddballs 🤭GummyMin
I am not an oddball!SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
Oh, really? Because it's definitely giving off major oddball energy 🤣Cute_As_A_Button(^.^)
Hey there! 👋 👋 👋 👋GummyMin
Good morning, Jimin! How's it going on this fabulous day?Bun_Ggukie
I figured you'd be off dreaming about unicorns or something sparkly ✨️GummyMin
Oh, come on, you!Bun_Ggukie
Why do you gotta be such a party pooper?GummyMin
Farewell, cruel world, it was a wild ride!Cute_As_A_Button(^.^)
Don't go!GummyMin
Alright, fine.Bun_Ggukie
Totally whipped!GummyMin
The only thing that's going to get whipped is your rear end when I finally find you!Bun_Ggukie
Nice try, but you have no idea where I hang my hat!GummyMin
South Korea.Bun_Ggukie
Whoa, are you turning into a stalker?GummyMin
You shared on your story just yesterday that you were in Seoul!Bun_Ggukie
True, but what if I just stopped by for a quick selfie? Ever think of that?GummyMin
Did you?Bun_Ggukie
... NopeGummyMin
I knew it!Bun_Ggukie
Oh, come on, have a heart! I'm just a little dude trying to navigate this big, scary world 😨GummyMin
Alright, fine! But, only because my bed is basically a black hole and I'm too comfortable to escape its gravitational pull 🙄Bun_Ggukie
Phew! 🙏GummyMin
But don't get too comfy yourself! I'll be like Freddy Krueger in your dreams - one minute you're snoozing, the next you're a ghost story waiting to happen... ghost 👻😱SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
Yoongi, definitely not!GummyMin
Yoongi, absolutely yes! 💯HobiWanKenobi
Alright, everyone, let's save the drama for reality TV! 📺SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
Please refrain from turning this into a horror movie - no tears or bloodshed. Thank you very much!GummyMin
Allow them to unleash their inner waterfalls! Also, why not just let the blood flow like a bad horror movie?Lattae
Sadistic weirdo, do you get a kick out of watching people turn into waterfalls?GummyMin
I didn't say thatBun_Ggukie
But it sure sounds like it!Cute_As_A_Button(^.^)
Uh, this is getting a bit too intense for my taste. Can we switch topics?SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
Oh, absolutely! Let's talk about puppies or something!Cute_As_A_Button(^.^)
I totally regret creating this group chat...Bun_Ggukie
Seriously, you thought it was a good idea to throw six random people into a Snapchat blender?!Cute_As_A_Button(^.^)
Well, I already know Tae, so it's more like five strangers...Bun_Ggukie
But you didn't recognise him when you sent the friend request?Cute_As_A_Button(^.^)
I was distracted...Bun_Ggukie
You should have been more alert! What if we were all creepy old dudes or, heaven forbid, serial killers?Cute_As_A_Button(^.^)
But you're not, though?Bun_Ggukie
Still a possibility...Lattae
Yeah, watch out next time, Jiminie! Or Freddy Krueger might just pop in for a surprise visit!GummyMin
Don't worry, Jimin, I'm not coming to haunt your dreams. But I wouldn't mind being the star of your wet dream! 😏SomebodyWasJustHandsome😏
Ew, that's disgusting, Yoongi!GummyMin
What?Cute_As_A_Button(^.^)
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FanficPark Jimin, a 21-year-old psychology major at a university in Seoul, South Korea, has struggled to make friends since he began his studies two years ago, largely due to his social anxiety. One day, while relaxing and contemplating his situation, a...