!!CRUSHES!!
luke: me
michael: nicole senaspizza
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michael: hey uh luke?
luke: oh no
luke: dont "uh" me
luke: ok whats up
michael: swear you won't make fun of me?
michael: luke i need you to help me
luke: fiiiiine
luke: what is it buttercup
michael: its about uh a-ash
luke: yeah i know, he has a daddy kink
michael: yes
michael: but i
michael: i
luke: you?
michael: i feel something
luke: okay are u texting me while masturbating because thats not cool m8
michael: NO!
michael: i like ashton!
michael: okay
luke: oh
luke: what about mike??????\
michael: shut up
luke: people don't ship mashton as much
michael: i know
michael: luke give me advice
luke: um
michael: if you tell any of the boys i'll chop your balls off
luke: damnnnnnnn calm down
luke: hmm
luke: tell him
michael: TELL HIM?!
luke: YES
luke: just straight up
luke: tell him
luke: remember the time he was cutting?
michael: yes
michael: it was awful
luke: the only person he'd talk to was you
michael: well yeah
luke: even till this day, only you know the reason he cut
luke: none of us do
luke: that should tell a lot
michael: okay and w-what id he says no
michael: or laughs at me?
luke: ashton?
luke: no
luke: he wouldn't be the one to laugh
luke: do IT MICHAEL
michael: OKAY
luke: BYE BITCH
michael: bye LOSER
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*smirks*
