(10) gucci condoms

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hi

yes i know that i said this book would be my priority and stuff but school really does suck and i get so much homework that i can never hangout with friends anymore either

anyways, enough with my life. here's the chapter :-)

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ashton: pew pew

ashton: pew pew pew

michael: what is it you cockblocker

luke: fuckin hell, ash

ashton: what did i do omigod

michael: interrupted a sesh

luke: and now i'm about to cut your dick off

michael: nonexistent dick

calum: the bitch is going on?

ashton: the bitch?

calum: just trying to be original ok

luke: not working

calum: why am i even friends with you guys

calum: you're all so mean to me 24/7

michael: aww calum,  come here lemme suck your dick

luke: ...

ashton: we did not need to know that

luke: nope we didn't

luke: hello??

ashton: i think michael and calum are gone

luke: wait brb

private message:

luke: miCHaEL

luke: WHERe the fUCK are YoU

luke: omg r u cheating on me??

luke: i hope you choke on calum's little pee pee and DIE

group chat:

luke: yep they're gone

ashton: i guess it's just you and i

luke: YOOUUU AND IIIII

luke: WE DONT WANNA BE LIKE THEEEEMMM

luke: WE CAN FUCK TILL THE EEENNDD

ashton: whattattsa

luke: wait shit i sing that when i'm alone

ashton: RAPE-Y VIBES

ashton: SOME1 CALL 911

luke: ASHtONNNnN STAp

ashton: ngl tho i sing it like that sometimes too

lukesisagoddamnpenguin added nialllikesuranus

ashtonlow-key fangirling 

niall: ello every1

luke: michael and calum are fucking atm

niall: I TOLD U CAKE WAS REAL

nialllikesuranus added harryishairy

niall: SUCK IT BITCH, MALUM IS REAL

harry: FUCK OFF MUKE IS REALER

niall: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MALUM ARE FUCKING RN HMM

harry: FUCK YOU

niall: GLADLy

ashton: LUKE IS

harry: whAt

niall: LUKE IS WHAT

ashton: givING ME A BLOWJOB

harry: holy moly fuck malum, lashton is the new shit

niall: LASHTON IS THE NEW MALUM

harry: ur oitnb references are not working QUIT IT

niall: omg dont u have stuff to do?

niall: some gucci to wear?

niall: a louis to fuck?

harry: we got into an argument

niall: omg

luke: omg

ashton: LUKE UR NOT DONE

luke: sry sry

harry: we were about to have sex without a ducking CONDOM

niall: OH SHIT

harry: and rn i'm on a mission to find the best condoms

niall: get gucci condoms

niall: because first class sex 

harry: OMG DO YOU THINK?

niall: IDK???

ashton: are u srsly gonna buy gucci condoms

harry: if they don't have any, i'll pay them to make some

luke: i need a bf like this

harry: ;))

niall: LARRY FUCKS ME UP EVERYTIME I SWEAR

harry: brb gonna go get some gucci condoms

luke: hOLY SHIT HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT AHAHHA

ashton: and i'm actually gonna do you ;))

niall: guys fuck off

ashton: gladly

luke: gladly

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important question

would guys want me to kind of start creating a plot with this and have some drama and stuff in it, like an actual story line? (comment if yes)

or no? (comment if no)

i was just thinking about it but idk if it'll make it more interesting lol

anyways thank u for readingggggg, ily 

-sena xx






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