hi
yes i know that i said this book would be my priority and stuff but school really does suck and i get so much homework that i can never hangout with friends anymore either
anyways, enough with my life. here's the chapter :-)
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ashton: pew pew
ashton: pew pew pew
michael: what is it you cockblocker
luke: fuckin hell, ash
ashton: what did i do omigod
michael: interrupted a sesh
luke: and now i'm about to cut your dick off
michael: nonexistent dick
calum: the bitch is going on?
ashton: the bitch?
calum: just trying to be original ok
luke: not working
calum: why am i even friends with you guys
calum: you're all so mean to me 24/7
michael: aww calum, come here lemme suck your dick
luke: ...
ashton: we did not need to know that
luke: nope we didn't
luke: hello??
ashton: i think michael and calum are gone
luke: wait brb
private message:
luke: miCHaEL
luke: WHERe the fUCK are YoU
luke: omg r u cheating on me??
luke: i hope you choke on calum's little pee pee and DIE
group chat:
luke: yep they're gone
ashton: i guess it's just you and i
luke: YOOUUU AND IIIII
luke: WE DONT WANNA BE LIKE THEEEEMMM
luke: WE CAN FUCK TILL THE EEENNDD
ashton: whattattsa
luke: wait shit i sing that when i'm alone
ashton: RAPE-Y VIBES
ashton: SOME1 CALL 911
luke: ASHtONNNnN STAp
ashton: ngl tho i sing it like that sometimes too
lukesisagoddamnpenguin added nialllikesuranus
ashton: low-key fangirling
niall: ello every1
luke: michael and calum are fucking atm
niall: I TOLD U CAKE WAS REAL
nialllikesuranus added harryishairy
niall: SUCK IT BITCH, MALUM IS REAL
harry: FUCK OFF MUKE IS REALER
niall: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MALUM ARE FUCKING RN HMM
harry: FUCK YOU
niall: GLADLy
ashton: LUKE IS
harry: whAt
niall: LUKE IS WHAT
ashton: givING ME A BLOWJOB
harry: holy moly fuck malum, lashton is the new shit
niall: LASHTON IS THE NEW MALUM
harry: ur oitnb references are not working QUIT IT
niall: omg dont u have stuff to do?
niall: some gucci to wear?
niall: a louis to fuck?
harry: we got into an argument
niall: omg
luke: omg
ashton: LUKE UR NOT DONE
luke: sry sry
harry: we were about to have sex without a ducking CONDOM
niall: OH SHIT
harry: and rn i'm on a mission to find the best condoms
niall: get gucci condoms
niall: because first class sex
harry: OMG DO YOU THINK?
niall: IDK???
ashton: are u srsly gonna buy gucci condoms
harry: if they don't have any, i'll pay them to make some
luke: i need a bf like this
harry: ;))
niall: LARRY FUCKS ME UP EVERYTIME I SWEAR
harry: brb gonna go get some gucci condoms
luke: hOLY SHIT HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT AHAHHA
ashton: and i'm actually gonna do you ;))
niall: guys fuck off
ashton: gladly
luke: gladly
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important question
would guys want me to kind of start creating a plot with this and have some drama and stuff in it, like an actual story line? (comment if yes)
or no? (comment if no)
i was just thinking about it but idk if it'll make it more interesting lol
anyways thank u for readingggggg, ily
-sena xx
