c=calum
l= luke
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c: luke i feel awkward
l: what
c: i said i feel awkward
l: yeah ok
c: ???
l: what, do you expect me to care or something PFFF lol
c: erm yer
l: imagine if that's how aussie's texted
c: yer lad erm, ai wint to the stoare end got sum condoms beccuz it's gonna be a fun noaight ;););)
l: that took you 10 mins to type calum
c: i'M SOREY IF AUTOCORRECTS A BEAUTY
c: *BEAUTY
c: **BITCH
l: your phone loves itself too much
c: *sighs* if only you knew
l: I WAS READING THIS GR8 FANFIC YESTERDAY NIGHT
c: ok i'm not interested
l: IT WA S A LARRY
c: ah ok i'm suddenly interested. go on
l: it's called no homo ( a/n: comment if u know it cuz it's my fave fam) and basically they're like internet friends and text each other 24/7 and there was this one part where they had like a rhyme off or whatever
c: what're you trying to hint
l: that we should have a rhyme off
c: ok fine you start
l: just chillin in my bed with a pack of CRISPS
c: you probably have crumbs all over your TITS
l: isn't 'crisps' a word only english peeps would SAY?
c: true, but their accents are BAE
l: ooh those vloggers kinda make me HORNY
c: their videos are really CORNY
l: good job calum, you've out-gayed yourSELF
c: of course, that's why i don't watch MILF
l: you're kinda good at this, maybe think of it as a JOB?
c: nah man, this was your idea i wanna go SHOP
l: these rhymes are actually lookin lit FAM
c: true, i gotta go now, see ya later MAN ;)
l: that was a ride
c: it' was so gr8
l: gr9
c: gr10
c: ok but i actually gotta go
l: oh you were legit
c: yeah
l: ok fine bye
c: bye ;))
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i felt cake today so this kinda happened
shoutout to leanne @louvinglouis ily and creds to her for the rhyme off thingy (btw i love u and ur stories and ur humor like fuck me man wait no not literally but i wouldn't mind ;))) JUST NOT I C E MEEEE )
don't be a silent reader
-sena xx
