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oh hi didn't see u there ;):);)
yes i have risen from the dead holla at me bros ehwhehehwhe
so here's another pointless, stupid, kinky, sexual and quite literally, possibly funny chapter upon your eyes
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michael: calum
michael: calllluummm
michael: calcium
michael: calvin the asian one where u at fam
calum: what the fuck is it you piece of brick
michael: wow ur so original with ur choice of words
calum: stop with the "ur", you know it bothers me
michael: welp what u gonna do u just u know gotta, well, u gotta get used to it m8
calum: i'm ready to rip your fucking eyeballs out and shove them so fucking far up your ass they'll get back in their sockets
michael: ok but why'd you rip them out in the first place if they're gonna get back in their places
michael: like what's the point
calum: the point is to see you suffer ma lord
michael: kinky
calum: wtf i was just watching game of thrones hence the reason why i used ma lord
michael: you made me feel special for like probably .12 seconds
calum: you've melted my icy heart
michael: i've accomplished the impossible!!!1!1!1!1!!!!1
calum: lol nah man fuck you lmao
michael: you sound like a fucking chav what
calum: what the hell is a chav
michael: people with big pee pees
calum: o my god
michael:
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michael: ;)
calum: you literally made it worse
michael: michael trying to create sexual tension 2.0
calum: i live for sex what are you talking about
michael: is that so?
calum: ok NOW you've created sexual tension fam
michael: prove it
calum: you're getting better at this by the second
michael: HAAHAH that's what sheeee saaiiiiddd
calum: yep it's all gone
michael: just like ur virginity
calum: erm
michael: wait
calum:
michael:
calum:
michael: hollLLLYY FUCK???
calum: i can explain
michael: oh my god my little baby boy with a big pee pee is still a cherry
michael: i nevER KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME
calum: help me
michael: hmmm?
calum: hELP ME PUT MY PEE PEE IN A HOLE GOD DAMN IT
michael: the thing that's bothering me rn is the fact we keep using pee pee
calum: i'm only 18
michael: and i'm 19
michael: the sky is blue???
calum: no it's gold
Michael: ok wtf what's ur point
calum: can i have sex with you
michael: depends
calum: I'll do anything
Michael: woah first time someone begging me for sex yes go on
Calum: free blow job?
Michael: im not convinced
Calum: twice a day for a week
Michael: bring it on, bad boy
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didn't this take a weird turn
-sena xx
