wowowowowow, i haven't updated anything for possibly 2 months... school really does get in the way of everything (personal life)
anyways, i'm in literature class now and we're supposed to be writing an essay but i can't be bothered so i decided i shall update at least one of my so called "stories"
enjoy :) [important a/n at the end pls read!!]
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michael: choo choo
luke: the cow goes moo
calum: this rhyming is poo
ashton: guys you know what
michael: yeah?
luke: ok whenever ashton says that phrase, things are about to take a deep turn
calum: i feel like this is gonna be about poo
ashton: people need to shit.
calum: how did i guess
ashton: it's an important and essential part of a person's physical health
michael: well youd know
luke: considering your fuckboy physique
ashton: guys im trying to be serious
calum: yeah go on don't listen to those fuckboys
ashton: people HAVE to shit, otherwise they would explode. okay?
michael: debatable
luke: are you referring to that time you farted on fire and your ass liTERALLy nearLy exploded?
michael: say no more
ashton: i just need you to understand that taking a shit is literally what all humans need
calum: this is oddly interesting
ashton: it relieves stress and all forms of mental illness
michael: LUKE GO TAKE A SHIT
michael: I CANT COPE WITH YOUR DEPRESSION TODAY
luke: :'(
calum: aw u made him cry
ashton: just spreading the joys of taking a shit m8s
michael: who said this was gonna be deep
luke: *raises hand*
michael: 'twas as deep as your asshole
ashton: ahAHAHA
calum: PSYCH!
luke: what the hell
Michael: is a
ashton: psych ?
calum: did you guys plan that or something
luke: answer the question
calum: To retract your previous statement, in an attempt to fool the person you're talking/chatting to. Also see sike.
michael: judging from capital letters and good grammar, you copy and pasted this from urban dictionary
michael: am i correct
ashton: huh?
calum: ...
luke: TELL THE TRUTH
calum: fine fiNE YOU CAUGHT ME
ashton: gtg
michael: HES GONNA MASTURBATE
ashton: everY FUCKING TIME
ashton: I QUIT
luke: psst ash and mikey are about to fucK
calum: psst why are we whispering
luke: psst idk
michael: leAVE
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guys guys guys...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
this book started out as a writers block reliever thingy and it tuRNED OUT TO BE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BOOK IVE EVER PUBLISHED???
YEAH WE HIT 1K READS
id like to thank you all soooo much and I hope this book makes you laugh af
SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING ONCE MORE, THIS BOOK WILL BE LIKE MY FIRST PRIORITY
love you so much babes
-Sena xx
