Chapter 30: The Dark Star

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Cafeteria

Peter, Nicole, Jecka, Ari, and Miles were chilling at lunch once again.

Nicole: ...so fuck chemistry

Jecka: yeah pretty much

Nicole: Mr. White acts like his class is so goddamn important. When the fuck will we even use any chemicals in the real world. All these fuckin classes are useless in real life and are only actually used in ultra specific career paths

Jecka: Exactly, but I mean at least he's not really insecure like the elective teachers

Nicole: heh I geuss your right. I mean they should be happy anyone even took their classes. I dunno, it's just do you ever feel like the girl from nightmare before Christmas?

Jecka: no I don't watch dumb shit for ugly girls who can only be pretty by being alternative

Peter: hey nightmare before Christmas is goo-

Nicole: SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP DIE DIE IN A PLANE CRASH! Now I know nightmare before Christmas sucks cause you like it. anyway this kinda ruins my depression tangent

Jecka: like you think I'd watch a cartoon after the age of 9

Nicole: what about family guy?

Jecka: that's not a cartoon it's for adults

Nicole: are you sure?

Jecka: why would it reference the 80s so much if it wasn't for adults

Nicole: yeah I guess Jack skellington never talks about mtv or why he hates minorities

Jecka: they don't talk about that on family guy!

Nicole: talk about what?

Jecka: MTV

Kylar: WHAT'S UP YOU FUCKING DIRTY WHORES!

Kylar angrily wheeled up to them.

Nicole: wow

Jecka: hi Kylar, Wait why the fuck are you in a wheelchair?

Kylar: BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING WHORE! Nicole you fucking owe me you bitch now I can never walk again. My dream of being a pro lacrosse player is shattered. You said you'd be my girlfriend but you FUCKIN LIED!

Nicole: remember how I told you that I made him to jump off the roof well he's still mad about cause he has no life

Kylar: FUCK YOU BITCHES

Peter: hey you can't talk to them like tha-

Kylar: SHUT THE FUCK UP! if my legs fucking worked I would beat the living shit out of you dork. Gotta give you props for pulling these bitches though

Ari: uh I'm uh... gay

Peter: yeah and we're not-

Kylar: Whatever, Will I see you dweebs at the winter formal?

Nicole: who the fuck still says "dweeb" what is this the 90s? Anyway school dances are fuckin lame and for people who haven't mentally passed the age of 9

Jecka: what? cmon dances are fun all the popular bitches always go to dances and not to mention get drunk!

Nicole: ugh fine, I guess your right that in order to be considered the hottest and most popular girls in school we kinda have to go

Peter: Yeah! That's the spirit I agree with Jess- Jecka dances are the best!

Jecka: well I wouldn't go that far

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