Jecka's House
High as fuck, Jecka, Nicole, and Emily left after the concert. Jecka dropped Nicole off at her house and Emily at the F.E.A.S.T shelter. Jecka drove home nearly crashing multiple times.
She made it back home and went in her house.
Jecka: Aw fuck, let's just... just get in bed
The lights suddenly turned on.
Jecka's Dad: WHERE WERE YOU!?
Jecka: Oh shit, uh who are you again?
Jecka's Dad: Your father!?
Jecka: fuck I can't even like... register facial features
Jecka's Dad: what were you doing out all night!? DON'T TELL ME YOU WERE WITH THAT BOY!
Jecka: it's uhh, concert
Jecka's Dad: A CONCERT!? First you disappear for a month and now this!? I OUGHTA FUCKIN KILL YOU!
Jecka: dad no
Jecka's Dad: YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP THIS SHIT UP IN THE REAL WORLD!? YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO GIRLS LIKE YOU IN THE REAL WORLD!?
Jecka: what
Jecka's Dad: SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
Jecka: noooo
Jecka's dad: beat you into the whorish pulp you are
Jecka: why is there a spider in the corner of my eye
Jecka's dad: you're not even listening. THAT'S IT! FROM NOW ON YOUR FREE TIME WILL BE SPENT ON A JOB INSTEAD OF THIS MINDLESS BULLSHIT YOU GET UP TO EVERY NIGHT!
Jecka: I am in no condition to work
Jecka's dad: you sure won't be once I BREAK YOUR KNEES BACKWARDS!
Jecka: ok ok I'm sorry
Jecka's dad: I'll kick your ass to the curb if your unemployed by Monday
Jecka's dad went back to his room.
Jecka: I hope that wasn't my dad
Jecka's Room
Jecka: I'm too fucked up to fall asleep I don't like this, maybe I shoulda stayed at Nicole's
Jecka felt a strong chill enter the room and heard a mysterious sound.
Jecka: What was that!? This Benadryls fucking my brain missionary
???: hey how's it going?
Jecka: what are you doing here?
???: oh I'm the Hatman you got any benadryl
Jecka: no I took it all
Hatman: damn every time I show up too
Jecka: are you gonna kill me?
Hatman: I could if you want me too
Jecka: no that's ok
Hatman: ugh see it's never the good answer
Jecka: how would you kill me
Hatman: we'll see I'm made of shadows so I'd have to go into your brain and get you to kill yourself
Jecka: that's kinda false advertising
Hatman: could you not put me in the same category as McDonald's
Jecka: when did they false advertise?
Hatman: the ten piece McNugget? Sometimes you get the Siamese nuggets joined at the breading and they count that as 2 and short Change you an extra nugget
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Multiverse High
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