ANIDITA : JUST THEM

CHAPTER

SOMNATH was teaching meenakshi for her upcoming exams for her medical college entrace  and he must say that she is a fast learner and very disciplined too  , well --she is --she is beautiful too ... very beautiful actually ...

MEENAKSHI :  dekhiye na yeh wala question samajh nahi aaraha ...idhar to mitotic division hoga na inhone meiosis kyu kar rakha hai , 

SOMNATH :  meenakshi meiosis hi hoga , mitotic kaise ho jayega ..tum abhi bhi meiosis aur meiotic division main confuse ho 

MEENAKSHI : sorry sorry lekin yeh topic bhut hi confusing hai ..konsa equational division hai aur konsa reductional division samajh hi nahi aata , aacha hum thoda break le sakte hai kya 

SOMNATH : nahi meena-

MEENAKSHI : pleaseee ...pleasee somnath dada 

SOMNATH : aah okay ..okay break le lete hai par tum please mujhe dada mat bolo 

MEENAKSHI : kyu..aap bondita didi ke dada hai to mere bhi to dada hi huyeh na 

SOMNATH : baudi ke saath alag baat hai lekin , tum mujhe dada -matlab hum dono same age ke to hai ..to please dada mat bulao , somnath bula sakti ho mujhe 

Meenakshi  watched how he gets irritated whenever she calls him dada , his expression always looks  like some kind of monkey snatched his food  from him and slapped him ,

MEENAKSHI : aah ji theek hai somnath jii 

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BONDITA : baat mat kijiyeh ab aap

ANIRUDH : bondita meri kya galti hai ...mujhe kya pata tha ki kaka aise achanak se kamre main aajyenge 

BONDITA :  lekin gate naam ki koi cheez hoti hai yeh to pata hoga na ..aur uss gate naam ki cheez ko band bhi karna hota hai 

ANIRUDH : huhh..bondita study main tum aayi thi to gate to tumhein band karna chahiyeh tha na 

BONDITA : haan to mujhe kya pata tha ki aap vo sab karenge ,

ANIRUDH : vo sab ...sirf ak kiss hi to maangi thi maine 

Bondita widened her eyes about how casually he is talking about the kiss foregetting about the fact that we are standing in middle of the haveli , if someone comes and listen about this ..what they will think about 

BONDITA : bilkul hi besharam ho gye hai .. sharam ,laaz tameez kuch bachi hai aapke andar 

ANIRUDH : huhh ab isme sharam ki baat kahan  se aayi 

BONDITA : vahi se jahan se aapko sharam nahi aati , ab hatiyeh jaayieh yahan se pati babu mujhe kaam karna hai bhut , aur mujhe kaka sasurji ke liyeh chai bhi banani hai 

ANIRUDH : haan to jaaon na main konsa bartan ke andar baitha hu , 

BONDITA : dugga dugaa ak dom besharam 

she left makin anirudh shocked ,

ANIRUDH : ab isme kya besharmi waali baat kari maine ..yeh ladki bhi na kuch bhi bolti rheti hai 

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Batuk was roaming in the streets bored like hell as his big d is busy with his baudi and som dada is busy with his upcoming baudi ..kaka busy with bihari kaka , 

Lost in his own thought he didn't even noticed that he had bumped into someone , but his thoughts come to the halt by the sudden voice of that someone ..wait is it girl's voice ..when did he became so lucky to get bumped onto the girls 

: andhe ho kya ..dekh ke nahi chal sakte , saare kapde kharab kar diyeh mere 

HE  wouldn't lie if he will say he is mesmerised by the damn beauty infront of him...red cotton saree draped in the bengali style , long luschious hairs with the gajra adoring them , almond shaped eyes filled with kajal ,and that small cute  nose ring she is wearing ..she is litreally perfect ..ooh how he forgets about these lips ..moving so beautifully 

: ajeeb pagal insaan hai ...ak to mujhe yahan gira diya aur madad karne ke vajaye muskuraha hai, hosh main bhi ho ..?

BATUK :  ...haan bhut sundar ho tum shotti..

: areee ? abe dimag satak gya hai kya tera 

 BATUK : ....haan saachi bhut hi pyaari ho tum , 

: abeee oooh ...sach main satak gyi hai kya 

BATUK : aah voo-main ..vo

:  jubaan pe kya mehandi lagi hai jo vo aah vo kar raha hai ..ak to mere kapde gande kar diyeh aur uppar se aise bol raha hai

BATUK : dekho i am sorry vo actually mera dhyan nahi tha..

: dhyaan lagane ke liyeh ankhein bhi to honi chaihyeh ..ankho ki jagah to button hai vo bhi do do,bandar kahin kaa

WAIT A SEC ..DID ..did she just called me monkey , the audacity of this girl to call this handsome face as monkey 

BATUK : ooh hello madam you were the one who bumped onto me, and how dare you to call me a monkey 

:  lo aagye ak aur angrez ..dekho yeh  hindustan hai tumhara vilayat nahi to yahan na humari bhasha main baat karo yeh engrezi main guttar puttar mat karo ..

BATUK :  kya-kya kahan tumne guttar puttar ...?  iska kya matlab hai 

: kuch nahi ..ab chup chaap mujhse maafi maango , tumhari vajag se ak to meri dress kharab hogyi uppar se mujhe deri bhi hogyi 

BATUK :  ooh hello ...main kyu maafi maangu ..tum sorry bolo mujhe , agar mera dhyan nahi tha to tum to dekh sakti thi na aage ..are agar saamne koi diwar hai to alag raasta leti ho na ya seedha deewar pe hi sar patak deti ho , stupid 

: ak ..ak to na apni yeh engrezi apne pass rakho , safed gadhe kahin ke aur tum maafi mango mujhse 

BATUK : safed gadha ...tum-tum samajhti kya ho khud ko haan ,

: ..main tumse baat hi kyu kar rahi hu ..

BATUK : haan to jaao na yahan se..mujhe bhi tumse baat karne main koi interest nahi hai 

BATUK'S POV 

Hey bhagwaan kya ladki thi yeh ..kitni batameez aur akdu ..aree baat karne ki bhi tameez nahi ..

aise ladki se to main kabhi pyaar na karu .. bhagwaan bacahaye iske hone wale pati ko, pata nahi kis bechare ladke ki futi kismat main yeh likhi hogi ...

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SOOO yes I am alive ..

abhi maut nahi aayi meri , 

WELL bolte hue to sharam aarahi hai pr phir bhi,

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