Random Crap By Carson

Staying at a Hotel

   SO.... my family usually goes to Las Vegas over the summer, because we have quite a bit of family there and the drive there isn't so bad. Yet, for some unknown reason, my parents like to book a room at a hotel instead of staying at a relative's house. I'm like , " OK that's nice, but where the heck are we going to sleep?????" I have a family of four, my dad is a big guy, and my brother and I are too old to sleep in the same bed, so we can't really all fit on two beds. And oh the beds, do not get me started. It seems like the bed is either too hard, or it's the pillows, I didn't even know that pillows could be so  hard that they give you neck cramps for the next three days! Cracking your neck in the morning is not a pleasant sound for anyone, trust me. Plus, the snoring. I firmly believe that I'm the only on in my family who doesn't snore. But then again,  I don't know what  I do in my sleep. I'm freaking sleeping. Imagine a snore so loud that it wakes you up the best sleep you've ever had and how annoyed you would be. No, no, you're not sleepy, you're just really really annoyed. That was me for three nights in a row, fun. What's also fun is sitting in a car with leather seats in hot, humid weather, with shorts on, and a small amount of space. Oh the amount of sweat that accumulates in there, ewwwww. Not the mention that the saddest part was that we had to go out when it was raining at my house, and I love the rain. Wait, scratch that. I think that saddest part was that I reformatted my SIM card on my phone, so no music for me on the way, gahhhh!!!!! ( Me so stupid) I'm just glad that I'm back home with my own room and bed, but it doesn't stop there!!! I come home to a house full of flies because someone forgot to do the dishes before we went away, and the new humidity drove all the flies into my cool, dry house. Great.

  ~Carson

Wow, I sound like a bitch in the rant.