Belle's Twentieth Post

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BelleFrench: Just finished The One by Kiera Cass. I need The Heir NOW!!

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HenryMills: What about the Underland Chronicles?
BelleFrench: I finished that series
RobinOfLocksley: Already? I'm still on the fourth book!
RobinOfLocksley: Also, are Gregor and Luxa a thing?
HenryMills: YES!
BelleFrench: YES!!!
BelleFrench: They are the absolute cutest couple in the history of couples
SnowWhite: I would like to challenge that
ReginaMills: SHE'S LYING
SnowWhite: No I'm not
SnowWhite: I THINK OUTLAW QUEEN IS CUTER THAN GREGOR AND LUXA, WHOEVER THEY ARE
ReginaMills: When does the next bus out of Storybrooke leave?
RobinOfLocksley: I just saw a bus with a javelin on it driving through town...
EmmaSwan: What?
ReginaMills: What?
SnowWhite: What?
HenryMills: I saw it too!
EmmaSwan: Who wants to bet on which villain is threatening us now?
CaptainHook: I bet £3 that it's the one guy with no nose
CaptainHook: Voldemort, that's it
EmmaSwan: Only American money is allowed
CaptainHook: Fine, then $3
ReginaMills: I don't think this is legal, but I bet it'll probably be Rapunzel's mom from Tangled
EmmaSwan: How much?
ReginaMills: $10
RobinOfLocksley: Five bucks says it's Zelena being the psychopath she is
ReginaMills: That's actually very probable as well
NealCassidy: I think it's my dad
MrGold: Wrong. Still in a coma, remember?
QueenOfHearts: It's probably Emma the Dark Swan
EmmaSwan: Um...no, I'm in my living room on my phone
SnowWhite: Maybe it's nothing to worry about?
ReginaMills: And how much money are you willing to put on that?
SnowWhite: $17
RedRidingHood: I bet $35 it's Jafar
EvilGenieJafar: I'm literally trapped in a lamp right now
CyrusTheGenie: Yeah, you don't need to worry about him
AliceInWonderland: Maybe it's the Jabberwocky?
MissJabberwocky: Wrong
TinkerBell: Maybe it's the Blue Fairy? Everyone seems to think she's...what's the word...?
TinkerBell: "Shady"
TheBlueFairy: I take offense to that
HenryMills: I bet it's Merlin or King Arthur or someone from Camelot. Isn't it about time they showed up?
EmmaSwan: We've still got a couple more months of hiatus, kid
HenryMills: I can hear the fangirls crying in the distance
ReginaMills: Maybe it's one of the fangirls?
EmmaSwan: You already put your money on Mother Gothel
ReginaMills: Fine
BelleFrench: Maybe it's Gregor and Luxa coming to challenge Regina and Robin for the title of Cutest Couple?
ReginaMills: They can have that title
SnowWhite: NO THEY CAN'T
QueenOfHearts: That title goes to SwanQueen, obviously
ReginaMills: You know what? I'm going to go check out that bus
EmmaSwan: Me too
QueenOfHearts: Viva La SwanQueen
SnowWhite: VIVA LA OUTLAW QUEEN
BelleFrench: Viva La Gluxa!
HenryMills: GLUXA!!
HenryMills: So what's up with that bus?
HenryMills: Also, Roland is hungry
RobinOfLocksley: Why couldn't you just walk down the stairs and tell me?
HenryMills: Why couldn't you just walk up the stairs to tell us that?
RobinOfLocksley: Good point
RobinOfLocksley: So, Regina, what are we having for dinner tonight?
HenryMills: And when are we having dinner?
ReginaMills: I was chasing down a mad girl driving a bus with a javelin on it, forgive me for not having food on the table
SnowWhite: So who was in the bus?
EmmaSwan: Some girl who called herself Becky
EmmaSwan: She accidentally got across the town line somehow, but Regina and I sent her on her way to Boston
SnowWhite: You sent an insane girl driving a bus with a javelin on it to Boston?!
ReginaMills: This town doesn't exist; we can't get in trouble for it
SnowWhite: ...
HenryMills: So what's for supper?
PrinceCharming: CHICK-FIL-A!!!!!!!!!!!
HenryMills: YOU'RE BACK YAY
PrinceCharming: Supper's at our house, come if you ordered Chick-fil-A
NealCassidy: I feel so left out right now
HuntsmanGraham: Same
NealCassidy: I LOVE CHICK-FIL-A
NealCassidy: *cries*

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Author's note: The idea for the whole bus thing comes from one of my friends

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