Henry's Seventh Post

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HenryMills: Question of the day: Which place is your favorite; Storybrooke, the Enchanted Forest, Arendelle, Neverland, or Wonderland? My favorite is Storybrooke

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EmmaSwan: Definitely Storybrooke

SnowWhite: As much as I love the Enchanted Forest, I think Storybrooke is my favorite because it's where my family is

ReginaMills: Storybrooke

RobinOfLocksley: Storybrooke

ElsaOfArendelle: Arendelle

AnnaOfArendelle: Arendelle, although I liked the Enchanted Forest too. Storybrooke was just weird

IceGuyKristoff: Arendelle

MrGold: Isaac's universe

ReginaMills: That wasn't one of the options

MrGold: Does this look like a face that cares?

ReginaMills: It looks like a face that's sleeping

MrGold: Rude

CaptainHook: 🎶Why you gotta be so ru-ude? Don't you know I'm human?🎶

MrGold: You sang it wrong

CaptainHook: "Don't you know I'm human too-oo?" Implies that you are also human

MrGold: I am now that I'm not the Dark One anymore

CaptainHook: No, you are Crocodile

MrGold: I thought we were past that?

CaptainHook: WE WILL NEVER BE PAST THAT

EmmaSwan: YOU TWO HAVE BOTH MOVED ON

CaptainHook: So? I like calling him the Crocodile

BelleFrench: Why can't you two just bury the hatchet?

CaptainHook: Yeah, let's burry it in the Crocodile's skull

EmmaSwan: You took that line from Gold

MrGold: I never said that

EmmaSwan: You just don't remember. It was back with the whole time travel thing

PeterPan: MY FAVORITE PLACE IS NEVERLAND

MrGold: SHUT UP FATHER

PeterPan: Rude

CaptainHook: 🎶Why you gotta be so ru-ude? Don't you know I'm human?🎶

PeterPan: I'm human!

CaptainHook: No, you're a demon who kidnaps young children

HenryMills: I agree with that statement

PeterPan: Why you gotta be so rude?

HenryMills: YOU KIDNAPPED ME

HenryMills: AND TRICKED ME INTO GIVING MY HEART TO YOU

HenryMills: LITERALLY

HenryMills: AND THEN, BECAUSE OF YOU, MY MOM HAD TO SEND ME AND MY OTHER MOM ACROSS THE TOWN LINE WITHOUT ANY MEMORIES OF STORYBROOKE

HenryMills: AND YOU'RE THE REASON ONE OF MY GRANDPAS DIED

HenryMills: And I'M rude because I agreed that you're a demon?!

PeterPan: ...

ReginaMills: Go Henry!!

HenryMills: Thanks, Mom

EmmaSwan: You approve of this?!

ReginaMills: Yeah, why?

EmmaSwan: Isn't that, like, cyber-bullying?

ReginaMills: Pan is a 5000 year old psycho who just so happens to be Henry's biological great-grandpa. Oh yeah, and he's dead, so this is the only way to talk to him. AND everything Henry said was true

EmmaSwan: You make good arguments, but CAPS LOCK, HENRY?! REALLY?!

HenryMills: You literally just used caps lock on me

EmmaSwan: Oh. Okay, it's fine then

PeterPan: I feel so hurt

PeterPan: Okay, so no one cares

PeterPan: Fine, I'll just go talk to my friends in the afterlife

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