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Henry's Eighteenth Post

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HenryMills: Guess who has fall break today and Monday? Me!!!

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RobinOfLocksley: What's fall break?

HenryMills: It means I don't have to go to school

ReginaMills: Oh, Henry, I forgot to tell you that you have a dentist appointment on Monday

HenryMills: Whyyyyyyy????

ReginaMills: You have to get two teeth pulled, remember?

HenryMills: BUT MOM IT'S MY FALL BREAK!!!

ReginaMills: Well I can't reschedule it because who knows what'll happen in the next few weeks. We could end up in Camelot again

HenryMills: That's okay, I'd rather end up in Camelot than go to the dentist

ReginaMills: No, I am not rescheduling your appointment

HenryMills: But I'm busy Monday!

ReginaMills: Doing what?

HenryMills: ...

HenryMills: Not having anything extracted from my body!

ReginaMills: Sorry

HenryMills: No you're not

ReginaMills: No, not really

HenryMills: You know how the dentist said my baby teeth aren't falling out because they love me too much?

ReginaMills: Yes

HenryMills: His definition of love is worse than Cora's

HenryMills: And she didn't have a heart!

QueenOfHearts: Love IS weakness

CaptainHook: Actually I think I agree with that

NealCassidy: Same

ReginaMills: Same

MissDarkSwan: Wait I thought I was the only one in Storybrooke who is a villain

MrLancelot: You and Arthur

ReginaMills: And Zelena

MissDarkSwan: My POINT is why do so many people here who are heroes think love is weakness?

ReginaMills: Because it is

CaptainHook: But it's also strength

NealCassidy: And sacrifice

AnnaOfArendelle: And an open door

MrGold: And everything in between

MissDarkSwan: That was beautiful

MissDarkSwan: Kill it with fire

ReginaMills: How do you kill words with fire?

ReginaMills: Don't set your phone on fire in retaliation please

MissDarkSwan: Don't be silly!

MissDarkSwan: I'm going to set YOUR phone on fire!!

ReginaMills: That's even worse!!

HenryMills: She deserves it for making me get teeth pulled during fall break!

MissDarkSwan: HENRY DANIEL MILLS

MissDarkSwan: I like the darkness in you

ReginaMills: Alright, Henry, tell you what

ReginaMills: Why don't we go get ice cream and then we can do whatever else you want?

HenryMills: Just the two of us?

ReginaMills: Yes. No Dark Swan, no Charmings, no fairytale villains, no citizens of Camelot, no Robin or Roland

HenryMills: Are you sure?

ReginaMills: Positive

HenryMills: Okay

ReginaMills: Come downstairs and we'll leave

MissDarkSwan: Imma go get some ICE CREAM!!!

MissDarkSwan: 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

SnowWhite: Come on, Emma

MissDarkSwan: Ugh fine I'll just make some tacos instead

MissDarkSwan: Anyone want to join 😏😏

MissDarkSwan: And by 'anyone,' I mean Killian

CaptainHook: Do I WANT to? Yes. Am I actually GOING TO?

CaptainHook: ................

CaptainHook: No

MissDarkSwan: 😢😢😢

MissDarkSwan: Fine then

MissDarkSwan: I have guests over anyways

MrGold: What's your definition of the word 'guests'?

BraveMerida: Because it's wrong

MissDarkSwan: I like to use the term loosely to make it sound like I have friends

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND

MissDarkSwan: Sorry, I don't associate with people who have had green skin before

WickedWitchOfTheWest: That is racist!!

MissDarkSwan: Against which race? The Wicked Witches?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Yes!!!

MissDarkSwan: All of the rest of them are just actresses who wore makeup. YOU are the only one who had real green skin

WickedWitchOfTheWest: IT'S RACIST AGAINST THE SLITHEEN!!!

MissDarkSwan: Good

RobinOfLocksley: You do realize you just called yourself a Slitheen, right?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'd expect that from Reginaor Emma, but not you!

RobinOfLocksley: I'm covering for Regina while she's with Henry

WickedWitchOfTheWest: The fact that 1. That does surprise me and 2. You knew exactly what she would say

SnowWhite: oUTLAW QUEEN 💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💞💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💞💗💞💗💞💗💞💗💞💕💞💕💞💕💞💗💖💗💕💞💓💗💖💘💗💕💓💖💗💓💗💓💗💕💖💓💖💓💕💕💗💞💖💖💕💞💗💓💗💓💖💕💗💞💘

RobinOfLocksley: Stop with the heart emojis

RobinOfLocksley: And the shipping

SnowWhite: You know her sO WELL

RobinOfLocksley: I give up

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Author's note: So I, like Henry, have fall break today and Monday. And also like Henry, I have to get two teeth pulled on Monday because they refuse to fall out. I'll try to update at least once tomorrow and Sunday, but I don't know how I'll feel afterwards on Monday, so I might not update.