Regina's Sixth Post

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ReginaOfLocksley: After-Valentine's Day flowers from Robin❤️🌹

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SnowWhite: Cute, but did they come with an engagement ring?

ReginaOfLocksley: Of course you ask that

QueenOfHearts: THEY BETTER NOT HAVE COME WITH AN ENGAGEMENT RING

ReginaOfLocksley: You're safe this time, Mother

SnowWhite: So is that a definite negative?

ReginaOfLocksley: For now

QueenOfHearts: FOREVER

SnowWhite: NO

SnowWhite: YOU CAN'T BREAK APART TRUE LOVE

ReginaOfLocksley: But Zelena broke apart SwanFire...

CaptainHook: THEY WEREN'T TRUE LOVE

HenryMills: But what if they were?

HenryMills: WHAT IF I'M THE PRODUCT OF TRUE LOVE?!

PrinceCharming: What if we all just act like SwanFire was confirmed true love and Hook is just a replacement?

CaptainHook: Why you gotta be so rude?

ReginaOfLocksley: April Fools joke for A&E

PirateMilah: YES

PrinceCharming: And we also start trending #HookIsDeadLol

CaptainHook: You guys are so mean

EmmaSwan: The only problem is April 1st is a month-ish after hiatus ends

EmmaSwan: Killy may not even be dead anymore

ReginaOfLocksley: Knowing A&E, he'll probably only stay dead for 1.5 episodes

EmmaSwan: WAIT

EmmaSwan: Killy

EmmaSwan: Killian

EmmaSwan: IT WORKED I DELETED THE SHORTCUTS YAYYY

CaptainHook: the floor

EmmaSwan: Give me your phone, I'll delete them

CaptainHook: Emma

CaptainHook: YES IT WORKED I CAN TYPE OUT EMMA AGAIN

ReginaOfLocksley: And I have to wait a week to change my username -.-

QueenOfHearts: You don't HAVE to...

ReginaOfLocksley: I AM GETTING THAT DVD OF SEASON 8

ReginaOfLocksley: Now that Netflix no longer has Doctor Who...

BelleFrench: DON'T REMIND ME 😭😭😭😭😭

HenryMills: DON'T READ FAN FICTION

BelleFrench: Fan fiction of what?

HenryMills: o u r  l i v e s

ReginaOfLocksley: Oh geez

HenryMills: I skipped ahead several chapters and next thing I know, Emma and Hook havE TRIPLETS, TWINS, AND VIOLET AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED W H A T  E V E N

ReginaOfLocksley: I know, I hate those fanfics where Hook and Emma are together

EmmaSwan: I don't think that's what he was most concerned about...

NealCassidy: HENRY, YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED, OKAY? OKAY.

HenryMills: IT WAS JUST A FAN FICTION

HenryMills: And then in this other one I read, my mom (Emma) was engaged to Neal (Cassidy) and my other mom (Regina) was in love with Robin still, but my moms were secretly in love and then Regina had Mr. Gold make a potion to reverse the infertility curse but Emma got jealous of Robin so she killed him and then Regina killed Emma.

QueenOfHearts: vIVA LA SWANQUEEN

ReginaOfLocksley: I am slightly concerned that the only thing you got from that was SwanQueen...

EmmaSwan: TWO PEOPLE DIED, CORA

EmmaSwan: AND ONE OF THEM WAS ME

MrGold: Oh no

EmmaSwan: 😝😝😝😝😝😝

ReginaOfLocksley: You're just like a five year old

HenryMills: I READ A RLY WEIRD HUNGER GAMES FANFIC ONCE TOO

BelleFrench: Ooooh what was it about????

HenryMills: It was a spin off of Mockingjay where Peeta left Katniss for Prim and then Katniss fell in love with Gale, but both Gale and Peeta died and Katniss killed Prim bc she was sad and Mrs. Everdeen got mad at Katniss for killing Prim, so she killed Katniss

ReginaOfLocksley: You read fanfics with a whole lot of murdering in them...

EmmaSwan: It's probably your fault

ReginaOfLocksley: IS NOT!

BelleFrench: I READ A WEIRD PERCY JACKSON FAN FICTION ONCE!!

HenryMills: Ooooh fun

BelleFrench: Percy ran into these three friends he had when he was little and they tried to destroy the world and turns out, one of them was Luke who has risen from the dead and allied himself with Gaea. But anyways, young Percy had accidentally killed one of the three friends with a gun Smelly Gabe had and so the two remaining friends helped him make Sally and Gabe forget about the gun and the friends.

HenryMills: Who even comes up with stuff like that?

ReginaOfLocksley: Emma

EmmaSwan: Regina

QueenOfHearts: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

HenryMills: Moms, have you two read any weird fan fiction?

ReginaOfLocksley: I once read a fan fiction where the Master/Missy was Clara's mom/dad and she sold Clara out to Davros so he could take her half-Time Lord babies when they were born

EmmaSwan: I read a fan fiction where Ten and Rose had a baby, but Rose turned evil and sold the baby to a demon for 15¢

EmmaSwan: Or was that a dream...?

SnowWhite: I worry for you

EmmaSwan: I worry for me too

ReginaOfLocksley: Who DOESN'T worry for Emma?

SnowWhite: Good point

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Author's Note: I was going to put this up yesterday, but I got busy and ended up not finishing it. So here it is today!
Also, some of the fan fictions I mentioned are real and I made them sound a whole lot weirder than they actually are, I promise (Except the Percy Jackson one. That one was just really strange).

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