Shit you'll most likely hear the signs say

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Aries:fight me you little bitch

Taurus:shut up i can't eat with you talking

Gemini:omg i only got like 20 messages today

Cancer:i cry when i'm angry ok *cries*

Leo:i swear to god if you touch my hair one more time i'll kill you

Virgo:hello, please disinfect your hands

Libra:guys calm down it's alri-SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER I DARE YOU

Scorpio:i want to strip so bad right now

Sagittarius:come on, live a little

Capricorn:i hate the system and i hate you all

Aquarius:i can't help it that people don't understand me

Pisces:what do you mean you don't believe in horoscopes wtf

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