Zodiac Scenerios and Stories

Aries x Gemini

Requested by AlyssaTheDragon she wanted a one shot with an Aries female and anyone else basically so I'm gonna do Aries X Gemini because I really dunno who else to do XD.

~~~~~~~~Aries X Gemini~~~~~~~~
Aries waited behind the building for his airheaded friend to show up.
"'Bout time, Gem. Any juicy gossip?" He asked. His nose crinkled. "Yuck, I thought you were born in hell, not a dumpster."
The bouncy yet stinky girl had muck, banana peels, and flies all around her.
"First of all, I was born in the depths of hell," she huffed. "Secondly, the heir of hell says it was worth it climbing through the schools trash bins. Wanna know what I got?"
Aries cocked an eyebrow. "Is it long?" He asked.
"What are you implying?" Gemini flirted with a mischievous grin.
Aries rolled his eyes as he mentally smirked. "Just get on with it."
Gemini took a deep breath.
"Okay, so today I saw Aquarius sitting in chemistry class taking a peek at Sagittarius's notebook which obviously has nothing but shit in it. So apparently Aquarius got really mad when he found a posted note from Libra saying 'meet me in the janitors closet after school, love Libra' with a winky face emoji     (A/N: ;)) and Aquarius doesn't know that this is how Libra signs all of her things so he thought they were up to some kinky business so he confronted Libra and started yelling at her and Libra started crying because she was owed Sag a favor and bought 20 shippings of weed and alcohol, and since that's not allowed in school she had to do it in secret so now everybody thinks that Aquarius is a cold hearted jerk and everyone is calling him the next Scorpio so of course Scorp got pissed that people were referring to him and took it out on Aquarius and had this epic food/ actually harming fight and Scorpio took Taurus' gourmet cheesecake and smashed it into Aquarius' face and Taurus kicked both of their asses and told Capricorn to make him another cake but Cap was like 'don't tell me what to do' and Taurus was like ' pleeeaase' and started bugging Cap and he was like 'if you don't shut up I'll whip your ass faster than whipping up a cake' and he shoved Taurus into Leo who was about to throw a paper airplane, and Leo's hand backfired and cut Pisces's hand a bit and she screamed 'ow!' And shook her hand really hard, which resulted in her wrist snapping and she started crying and swearing and Cancer took her to the nurse's office and tripped over Virgo who was sun bathing and I just happened to be walking around at the same time and Virgo thought it was me who tripped over him so we got in a big blowout argument and a teacher saw me at the exact same time I kicked him in the shins and gave me detention and paper pick-up. So after school after I served my detention I took my garbage to the trash bins when I saw a pet contract from the zoo in the bin that read on the type of pet for adoption, 'Monkeys'. So I dove into the bin and read the whole thing, and apparently the principal was planning to give monkeys and class pets, so I went to his office and asked him about it and he asked how I knew about this and I told him everything I'm telling you right now. After I told him everything, it all lead up to the main gossip I'm about to tell you."
"Which is?"
Gemini looked up with a big, goofy smile on her face.
"He's retiring!" She exclaimed with joy.
Aries grinned at his talkative friend.
"See, this is why I'm in love with you."